YooHoo

I are in school now. It is free period in the computer room since Ms. Deva didn't come to school today.

Jaryn Lim Siew Li is leaning on my shoulder. Very soothing. She's like...an ice cream on a sunny day. Melting into sweet syrup. Yeap.


Yellow had lake run today. (nyahaha blue got 188 but they only got 168.)

"That's so mean," says Jaryn. "You're going to regret. I'm telling you."

"I'm not done yet," said she when I stopped typing what she said.

Lets just make this into a Jaryn talking box shall we?

I tell you! I will laugh at you, I promise you. In your face, right at your nose. I will poke your nose and I will pull your ears. I'm telling you. (her vocabulary is very limited eh?)

Yes. You insulted me! I shall go BAZOOKA! [giggles]

Hi, I'm Jaryn now. Olivia went to Jerry:)

Let us continue.

[stares at me] [giggles] Go away! [directed at Timothy] We are going to find out the truth about that lady and that man.

Nicholas Tan said,"We went to 4chan We went to 4chan We went to 4chan We went to 4chan."

Nick is being very annoying. [giggles] I'm telling you again. You're going to regret MUAHAHA! I don't know what to say anymore since I have limited VOCABULARY. Bye bye :D

And that ends our segment for the day. Tune in next time to 'Talking with Jaryn!'

Flashing Flashers and Japanese Jappers

I like you.

I like you very much.
- Borat -

To my Sheena. (oh! the lesbosity of that phrase is killing me!)

I am dedicating this post to you.

At 8.25 am yesterday, I sms-ed to you:

Happy Birthday my tulip of daisies, my sunshine of chocolates, my caramel of monkeys, my 14 year old fur-end. You are the crack of the ass = your jokes make me crack up like an ass. You are the cup of the bra = you support my insignificant dreams. You are THE Sheena Kaur Sidhu and i-love-YOU! Have a spankin day (with me!)

We had fun at 1U didn't we? The dresses were insanely expensive.
Why do I feel like if I told you what I'm typing here now in person, it would sound tres corny and tres tres sappy? Never-the-mind.

Running from one end of the entire shopping district to the complete opposite side of the whole place was fun jah?

Crying side by side while watching that piercingly sad movie (Marley & Me) was very-the-feel good moment jah?

Sipping our citrus-ish drinks at Delicious was tres magnifique no?

You being born at 12.08 am in 1995 on the 8th of March was a wonderful gift to humankind.

Lastly, to wrap this post up with a glittery bow...

Be you,

Stay you,
Always with you,
I love you.

I pinky promise,
when we're old ladies,
we'll still be best buds;
and
we'll be racing
each other in the nursing home.

61th post :D

Slumdog Millionaire is fantastic! No wonder it won 8 awards. My favourite part is during the credits where all of them do that corny 'everyone-pops-out-no-where-and-starts-dancing' scene. Dev Patel can DANCE!I gasped in horror when this guy that takes in orphans to send them into the city to become beggars blinded a little boy so that he will get more money since he is handicapped. Sigh...my mom said this is really happening in India. Gosh. I think that boy was, what? 8?Very happy :] I love the fact that I can say "I plugged in my ipod" now. My dad gave his old unused ipod to my brother, who gave it to me.

Right now?

I embarassingly admit that I'm currently lipsyncing to Britney Spears - Circus.He jumped into a waist high puddle of crap to get an autograph.

THAT is what I call a number 1 fan.

Linky Pinky Slinky Kinky

I qualified!

You qualified!
We qualified!

Blue!Blue!Blue!Oh yeah!

Swish

I feel like a HERO today! I saved Alia-poo-te-ri's ipod! Sort of. I caught it when Joshua pushed it off the roof. The bestest part is that I don't normally know how to catch things but I did I did!!
For a more detailed version of what happened,
CLICK HERE.
RYAN YEE You are a very bad bad person. You ate the muffin! Now there aren't anymore left!!!

Tomorrow is the lake run for BLUE house. LimShuLynn-the-ass-of-steel will definitely qualify. Hopefully I will too. Fingers crossed :D

Sometimes I wish I could draw and colour like this.

This is for Sheena and Jaryn.
Suck it up.
Stop the emo.
Smile.
Forget it.
BE. HAPPY.

Sugar Rush

Sheena and Danielle's muffins are THE BOMB!!! It's the sweetest, chocolate-y-est, caramel-y-est, delicious-est, best muffins I have ever eaten. The first bite into that sticky, sugary delight made me smile so much. After my first piece, the 'glucose' kicked in and the sugar-rush took over. Oh...that muffin made my day.

Thanks you :D
Dan said I look like a Japanese Porn Star with my new hair. I don't know HOW she knows what Japanese porn stars look like. (Naughty naughty >:]) That girl. She even tried to take off the caramel that was stuck on my shirt (Alia pushed me cause I got a second piece and she didn't) and ended up poking me in my soft spot.
"Where's your soft spot?"
"My BOOBS lah!"
"Err..."
(brother asked me)
I like to bold or increase the size of the words to EMPHASIZE it. Don't you think it makes the post more ALIVE?

Furniture

My Goodness!! Have I ever said how much i LOVE Ikea??? Not like. LOVE. It's like 5000 houses jam-packed into a mini shopping mall. Everything is so pretty!!! I especially like the kitchen department. Someday, when I get my own house/apartment I will go to Ikea and I will buy - hopefully by then I would have enough money - all my heart's desire on furniture. It will be like decorating a doll house except it's LIFESIZE.
There was also this big, white, lumpy couch and it was SO comfortable that I just sat there enjoying the comfortablinity. Literally just sat there smiling to myself. Oh the joys :]
Just one day at Ikea can make me very happy. I got a teddy for RM2.90! And magic markers! And a green bowl! And a picture frame!
Dinner. What was for dinner?
TGIFridays!! Mummy, Nick and I sat there talking for 2 hours. (Dad is in China for business trip.)This girl that passed by my table was pretty mean. She walked past, looked at me, rolled her eyes, pulled her shoulders back and walked off. My mom asked me if I knew her but I really didn't. At all. So I was thinking to myself 'What's HER problem?'. Snooty girl with the roller-coaster eyes.

I really like what Sheena said to me 2 seconds ago:
we are the bomb diggydy shiznit.
(she's so gangsta)
(HAHAHHAHAH)