Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas to everyone!
With all my love and all the flying reindeer, I hope you have a wonder-flinking Christmas.

What Do We Love About Christmas?

What do we love about Christmas;
Does our delight reside in things?
Or are the feelings in our hearts
The real gift that Christmas brings. It's seeing those we love,
And sending Christmas cards, too,
Appreciating people who bring us joy
Special people just like you.

By Joanna Fuchs

These are the presents I got so far :]
No matter how old I am, dolls still always make me happy. Just look at them!!

I got my mom a jewelery box, my brother a Jay Chou CD and my dad a watch box.

PS: Dear Santa, thanks.

Christmas Eve

Here's some pictures from my Thailand trip and the Mad Hatter Tea Party on 22nd.

That hole on the left is supposed to be the 'grandmother or *cough* vagina rock'



Eating roast chicken on the rocks at the viewpoint.





We were driving around minding out own business when I saw that sign.



At the airport drinking coffee and eating sandwiches.



Sheena didn't want to drink tea so she drank coke instead.





Me Alia Shu Lynn
HAHAHAHHAHA
Hey there's something on your teeth!
hahahhaa
Where?
Take a picture! Take a picture!


Modeling for Oriental Punching Bags.



Lesbians' lover's quarrel.







Three of us were debating whether this guy or that guy was hotter. That guy won.









Sheena told me she's going to New York in March next year. I are jealous-ing. I hope she gets me a I heart NY t-shirt.Yesterday I sat at the computer for 9 hours straight so this morning my ass felt numb and fat. Stupid bum.

Alia and I are lifeless hobos. We were watching videos of people making out on youtube. Now we're both emo and stuff cause we don't get to do that. WE NEED THE LOVE!

PMS: I'm going to Bandung on the 26th
PMSS: School is starting in 12 days!
PMSSS: Good Luck for PMR results
PMSSSS: Merry Christmas Eve!

Cupcakes

I have a craving for Wondermilk cupcakes today.
It's PMS season so I feel a little grouchy.
I slept for 10 hours but my eyes hurt.
The wire to connect the camera to the computer is lost so I cant upload pictures yet.
My dogs are being bitchy today cause I didn't give them my food.
I have mosquito bites all over.
They itch like mad cows.
My phone's battery died and
The nail polish won't come off my fingers.

Don't you just hate Mondays?


I need one of these.

Thailand

As from this minute, I will be leaving for Thailand in 3 hours and 48 minutes :]

I was at Sheena's house yesterday and we finally managed to record our video. Watch it when we post it up on YOUTUBE. Please.

Happy holidays to all my bimbotical bunch of bimbos. I'll buy you presents.

Nibble his ears

I'm going to Sheena's house tomorrow to bimb and bomb the rockets. Will show her my EPIC half-finished story idea. It will blow her mind and make her shit bricks. (she won't literally shit bricks. it's a figure of speech)

Rockets keep my toes ALIVE.

My dog got a haircut today. He looks so stupid. The lady at the pet shop put freaking RIBBONS on his ears. If you saw a guy with ribbons in his hair what would you do? Exactly.



See how sad he looks?

Stop this cruelty to domestic animals. With your help, we can make a difference. Animals will be able to run wild and free without the embarrassment of canine peer-pressure. Unless they get hit by a car. Or a truck. Or an old man on a bicycle.

PMS: I feel bright and shiny today. I feel like the air in a balloon. I feel happy.

Don't you just wish you had someone to do these things with?

1. Sit on the couch with your boyfriend. Make sure he's distracted by the TV or something.Cuddle up nice and snug and rest your head on his shoulder.After a few minutes, randomly start playing with his hand and start examining his nails obsessively, or kiss them while smiling all cutesy.
2. Wrap your arms around him, and smile widely.Sink your teeth firmly into his shoulder and act like a crazed Chihuahua wrestling a large chew toy. Make growling sounds.
3. Talk to him like he's your darling wittle sweetheart, and cover his face with smoochy kisses, especially on his cheeks.
4. Nibble on his eyebrows, using moist lips only. Some guys find this extremely ticklish, and will squirm!!
5. If you guys are on the floor, grab his leg(s) and attempt to drag him somewhere.
6. Apply your makeup while sitting there, and then offer to draw little designs on his face with your eyeliner.
7. Pretend to pass out in his arms, and don't move until he gives you the kiss of life.
8. Nibble on his ears, it will make them crazy and want you more.
9. Stare at him...just stare. Then when he finally says: "What?" stare more, inch closer, and say "PURPLE..." then give him a kiss. And start laughing. (Only works if you AND your boyfriend are weird)

Gawd gave me 2 pounds of soap

I went to church yesterday. I am a gigantic sinner cause I haven't been going since beginning of November. Now I am feeling very HOLY and PEACEFUL.

The priest was preaching during mass. I wasn't paying much attention to what he was talking about but I heard him say "Lord, touch me!" so I started paying attention. He sounded like he was calling gawd a PERVERT. I'm sure he didn't mean it to sound like that. Sorry Father Danny! The lady infront of me wasn't very happy with me either. She gave this 'I'll-bitchslap-you-if-you-laugh-again' look. Some people really need to relax.

My momma took my shopping mood and destroyed it with a hammer, a chainsaw and two flamingos. I'd rather not go into details.

11 days till Christmas :]
Still haven't decided what to buy for everyone.

A poem about donuts

Krispy Kreme, soft and light
Hot light shining through the night
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy joyful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Sent this vision to my eyes?
On sweet wings do I aspire
Thy round goodness does inspire.

And what fryer, and what art
Do melt the sinews of my heart
Hot glazed donut in my grasp
In my hands with napkin clasp

When the stars threw down their spears
And lifted heaven with their cheers
Yes, He smiled, thy face to see
Yes, He who made the Lamb made thee.

Krispy Kreme, soft and light
Hot light shining through the night
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy joyful symmetry?

It's 2.30 pm

I had a bizarre dream last night...

I was in my classroom in Japan. Outside was the ocean. Water everywhere! I saw this bunch of Japanese people at war outside my window. They were throwing colored powder at each other and it was so colorful.

I asked Jaryn to pass me her camera cause I wanted to take a picture for Shu Lynn. After I took the picture, all of them started swimming to this big, green tower and climbed onto it. There were too many people so the tower collapsed into the water and crushed my class.

Suddenly, I saw Yuya (a friend from Japan) swim towards me. He asked my classmates and I to follow him somewhere but when everyone jumped into the water, for some reason, everyone just became naked.

All of us were swimming naked in the ocean until we reached dry land. Instead of walking, everyone was dragging themselves on their stomachs. I saw Phanit and he asked us to follow him too. He lead us to this swimming pool then he ran away. I jumped into the pool and crawled out again.

When I stood up, everyone was wearing clothes again. I chased after Phanit to these glass sliding doors but when went through them, I was in Sunway Pyramid.

Then my mom woke me up.

That is the WEIRDEST dream i have EVER had. So freakishly random...why was i dreaming about naked people? I am NOT a pervert.

Holy mother of mothers!! I need to spend more time with my homies. I'm becoming more and more lifeless each passing day.