Open!

I feel mellow today. Woke up this morning with my stomach cursing at me cause I didn't get to eat much yesterday. There were too many distractions. I had an open house which I forgot to mention before. Sheena & Alia came and so did Teng Han, Shun Zhe & Xia Ian (they just finished volleyball practice in school so thought of coming over to get some free food.) It turned out disastrous cause not only did all three of the boys' faces turn into tomatoes from the drinks, but Shun Zhe & Xia Ian couldn't even walk straight. Piong even slammed straight into the bathroom door pulling down the poster on it with him. It was his first time getting tipsy - in a girl's house.

Group shot.

Walking the Tengy & Xia Ian back to school.

Hello, manwhore.

Piong almost got hit by a car, almost fell into a longkang & almost fell into the school's swimming pool.

Cat shit.

Then we messed with the achii's(?) rubber boots.

Emo.

After everyone else left, Alia & I did stupid things.

 

 Crawling up the stairs.

lol.

Skip

Literally skipped my entire Chinese lesson - which I later found out was a free period anyway - going around getting t-shirt sizes with Jaryn for yellow house. Yes, that is way WAY bad considering that I'm from BLUE. Anson tagged along too :) Some guy in form 2 thought I was Joshua Khoo's sister just cause my surname was Khoo too (lol. kutu.) Who is Joshua Khoo?

“Olivia. The dog died…from his own cuteness cause he looked in a mirror.”

 My brother is lamenuts.

Christmas '04.

I just hope he doesn't see this.

Sheryl

(my mum finally developed all the pictures taken in Sri Lanka, Italy & Shanghai.) 

Today, I gave myself an amateur manicure that doesn't even qualify to be considered as a manicure. It's basically just a simple clip, buff and coat of clear varnish. My attempts were somewhat mediocre cause I don't do well with my left hand. I had to reapply the polish on my right hand 3 times before I got it on correctly without losing control of the brush but I'd definitely have no future in the nail business - if there even is one.

Today, I pretended to be from Yellow house. I went with Jaryn to each Form 3&4 class to ask yellow house members for their t-shirt sizes. Nobody noticed. I toppled over a rubbish bin in 3 Lambda and got booed for it. I was trying to dwindle the mess but found shitloads of ants running around all over the floor. 

"There's ants!"

"Pick up the ants then!"

Today, I laughed about manginas during assembly with Alia. In case you didn't know what a mangina is, I'll enlighten you. It is a man vagina. In case you didn't know how it should visually look like, here is a replica.

PS: That little pigmentation on my right hand is my birthmark.

301

Wow, are you kidding me? I've just hit my 301st post! That's a pretty awesome achievement given the fact that I've had this blog for a little over a year now. I am glad.

 I'm usually quite contented when people ask me about my hair. They'll go, "Did you curl your hair?" which I reply (modestly of course. I don't like being portrayed as a stuck-up bimbo. Or at least I try not to.) "No, it's natural." followed by an approving gesture from the other party. All this is thanks to my dad though. When he was a YOUNG man his hair was absurdly curly and he had this strangeish-squarish kind of mini-fro going on. I know, this is such a tiny compliment but everyone needs a little boost of their ego every now and then. Actually, I like compliments. They make my day and I usually try not to forget them. It's like when you tell someone something really insignificant eons ago and they suddenly bring it up out of the blue. I like that too.

Why does this post seem to be growing a theme? All I've been talking about today are stuff I like & being glad & positivity. Soon I'll probably be quoting lyrics from The Sound of Music or ABBA.

For tomorrow's agenda, there's cheer practice from 8.30 till 12. Right after, Alia is coming with me to my grandma's house for lunch. Later in the evening we're going to Shu's house for CNY dinner. Busy busy!

Food for thought

I feel as if I'm losing that blogging drive of mine. Lately these updates keep getting shorter & delayed give or take a day or two. I no longer have that itch to get on the computer (even though I shouldn't) just to subdue the want/need to blog. You know those cravings you get right before your period? (an exception for the male organism of course.) I assume if you're a girl, you'll understand that horrible feeling when you really, really need to have whatever it is you're pining for. There was this one time that I had this humongosaurus craving for bacon. Nice, crispy, porky, bacon-ey bacon. Bacon! Well, it lasted for two weeks & every day I whined to Jaryn in class about how much I felt like eating bacon. Anyway, I'm getting off topic. Do you, my most valued reader, think that I'm over-thinking the enormity of the situation? I'd like input. You are after all the reason I actualized this blog in the first place. For the public to read.

One more thing before I head off to bed. Ever wondered how it would be like if the internet was never founded? No, seriously THINK about it. Ponder. Wonder. Imagine. Rack your brain a bit. There would be no Email, Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Youtube, Tumblr, Blogs, Wikipedia, Porn, Dota, Ebay & everythingandanything relating to the internet. I'm only stating the obvious but don't say you'd die. If the internet never existed, you'd have never known about it in the first place. Heh. Food for thought.

So many diseases

Italian food for dinner at Ben&Nick’s and this pregnant cat sat next to our feet throughout the entire meal. Taken with my mum’s phone so that explains the horrific quality.

Went to visit my grandad at the nursing home again. I'd like to highlight the 80-something year old man that he rooms with though. He's one of those sweet, cute little old men that are nice be around. He can't see very well and he uses a walking stick. He speaks mostly in Hokkien and a few words of English. He let my mum have a seat next to him while everyone else was busy with my grandad. His waistband is above his bellybutton. He snores when he sleeps and always has a jar of crackers next to his bed. His hair is all white with a receding hairline and he doesn't have a full set of teeth. I like him. He's pretty cool for his age.

Yesterday I:

• Apologized to my mum.
• Went over to my my mum's mum's house for breakfast.
• Had my uncle from Shanghai over to eat leftovers from Saturday night's dinner. 
• Olney came over to hand me a Valentine's present. It was a silver bracelet with the Chinese Zodiac on it.

Today: 

• I wore my pants of awesomeness from Cotton On which got some strange looks from my aunt.
• Practically my entire family on my dad's side came over for lunch &are now laughing their heads off watching Chinese comedies on TV. The Khoo family laughs really loud. I was standing in the garden trying to get Fuzzy to come into the house and I could hear my dad going HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!