Colourful Black

In Starbucks at theCurve. My dad fell asleep.
When he woke up, he went to buy two vacuum cleaners.
(Please bear with me here. Everyday doesn't have to be a parade.)

Mmm...here are some pictures that i *cough* stole *cough* from Jaryn's facebook.
Lovely.
Ashwin campur tangan with the Blues.

Jaryn & Glenn.

Alia wrote "Gary Kang has boobs" on another tree.

Jaryn & Ashwin.

Dillon, Jaryn & Ashwin's hand.

My cacated-squinting-in-the-sun face.

Look at the two yellows.

While writing down on our trees.
Want to know the strangest thing?
This board is for 'Saving the Trees' but they are using paper & wooden toothpicks. Hmm.

I spelled my name wrong.

Dong Hae.

JarynLimSiewLi's tree.

Arun, Nagu & Ben10.

Legs. Legs. Legs.

Open Day!

OHMYGIDDYGOSHGOODNESSGRACIOUS
MONGOLIAGOSH!

Open day was THE bomber jacks. Everything;Everyone;Everydamntree was beyond gila. Even though only a handful of people came to see the school, it was still truckloads of old-fashioned-fun. (Dan! Remember Human Giant? Old-fashioned fun!) *inside joke*

In the morning, Alia and I snuck into the Bilik Jahitan cause we were spies. I was humming the Mission Impossible theme song and were rolling, crawling and sneaking around the back of the room. Dayum funny I tell you. Later, when we went back Kim asked us, "Why were you two crawling on the floor and humming?"
Interhouse futsal was held today too. I cheered for Yellow, Red, Green, wore a Green house jersey. That is how much I support Blue. Anyway, Hugo's ankle got busted. That's all.I was born to draw Powerpuff Girls.

As you don't know, I used up all my money buying that dress for Charity Dinner. Thank goodness there were so many coupons flying around for free food & drinks at the canteen. I may or may not have drank about 3 bottles of ZOOM today.

Oh Jaryn, S looks really scary & unfriendly. Like Dong Hae said "like want to takao somebody." Go download iSperm from iTunes!

Oh Sheena, yellow house cheer wasn't THAT bad. Just not as good as before. The moment the cheerleaders stopped dancing, some basketball junkie ran onto the court to throw the ball into the basket.

Oh Alia, why did you lose Chicken? (Chicken is a purple balloon that we found floating around so we decided to adopt him.) I'm sorry I talked about Winston's sweat dripping onto the tuna puffs. Even if his sweat DID drip into the pastries, they still tasted good.

Oh Grace, you may think your Mandarin hen duan but you are miles and MILES better than me.

Oh Shu Lynn, why in the WORLD do you have purple shorts. I will burn them into little pieces of fire and throw them into the Brokeback Mountain river.

Oh Danielle, you suck at Ice&Fire. Can't you sprint?

We decided to sit at our spot in the Primary Courtyard. Just for the sake of it Me, Alia, Sheena, Dan, Eugene (Goh) and Ros decided to play tag. In the rain. Around the porch. Outside the teachers' staffroom. Upstairs. Screaming and shouting at each other.Ros trying to sneak up on Sheena.

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! TESS' FULL NAME IS TESS YAP FATT FUI! *bursts into uncontrollable, indestructible, unfathomable laughter* That boy is like a giant, hairy-legged, braces-wearing, big bazooka.
Dan: "Tess mei you jing zi"

Jie Yao had this picture of some lala girl on the computer during ICT yesterday. I told him, "Eww lala girl. I puke on her face then she DIE."

My Papaya

T'was a good Friday. Lessons were a bore and Nicholas Tan's presentation for Science was BEYOND retarded. Overfishing DOES NOT affect Japan's population.

Gei wo ni de Jing Zi.
Wo yao ni de Hai Zi.
(Give me your sperm. I want your babies.)
Jaryn made that up this morning.

At Subway, the 8TV people were filming the Cyrens while they ate. No offense to the cheer team but it was pretty funny watching all of you awkwardly try to put on a show.

I went to Sunway with Dan after school to get a dress for Charity Dinner.

Bath time in a bucket. Behind Dan's house.
Dan: "You look like cookie monster! HAHAHA"

Mel the cat.Patches.In every store we went into, Dan & I memang laughed our buttocks off.

Miss Selfridge.
The dresses there are BEYOND expensive. 200 bucks a pop.
I got stuck trying on the blue dress.

"Help me get out of this dress before I rip it!"

Dorothy Perkins.

At Treats, I tried on a pink dress (puke. barf. gag.) and the sales lady came over with a belt and a pair of shoes. At first I thought it was fine but then she started putting the belt on for me. LET ME SHOP IN PEACE WOMAN! That was what I was thinking.

Topshop.
I REALLY LIKED THIS DRESS. BUT IT WAS SO PUGGING EXPENSIVE.Things to to before I die: 1) Kill the person who founded TopShop.
On the way to Asian Avenue, there was this 9 year old girl wearing a black skirt that barely covered her knickers. When we looked up as she was going up the escalator above us with her parents, her underwear was showing. Then we ran off laughing like loons.

Forever 21. We spent about 1 and a half hours there.Dan: "You look like you're sitting on an invisible stool and I'm...RUNNING AWAY!"

PREGNANCY IS THE BOMB.

Dan thought it was a good idea to stuff our bags in the dresses.My favourite picture out of the lot.

Dan also thought it was a good idea to put our bras on the outside.Mmm Aviators are so yummy.
Why yes, i do look like those sergeants in the army that shout "ON YOUR FEET YOU SLIMY WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIATE!"
Danielle Ho.
Employee of the Month.