Saturday, February 28, 2009

Surprise!

It's been 8 years since my great grandma passed away. Today is the 8th anniversary. She died when she was 88 on the 28th of February.
Went to visit her grave, lighted a few candles and put some flowers :] A very pleasant morning.

I hate hate hate going to the salon.
I have this 'thing' about people touching my hair, feet and other parts of my body
but...

The bangs are back ya'll!!
It is a bit cacat now so I'll have to let it grow.
What do you think?

Friday, February 27, 2009

Titanic Tears

I don't like stalkers. Expecially stalkers that make me scream spontaneously and run into class like a bimbotical moron.
I don't like being nervous around people. Especially when I laugh at nothing - which makes me look like a com-pe-lete arse - to break the silence, peel the skin on my fingers, play with my hair and smile like a 3 year old.
I don't like fringes that hang around your eyes and block your vision.
I don't like short skirts that show your knickers when you bend over. No, it is not attractive.
I don't like Marilyn Manson, Kiss or any other art
iste that wears tons of make up.
I don't like clammy hands.
I don't like Taiwanese, Korean, Japanese or Chinese boy-bands. Period.

This list of things I don't like could go on forever so I'll stop -

Alia and Shu Lynn cried while watching Titan
ic at my house. 1500 people died. All of them drowned and froze to death in the ocean. Some of them even stayed in their rooms to die because they couldn't do anything about it. Depressing...

On the bright side, Leonardo Dicaprio is so gorgeous! So fugging gorgeous!

The song 'Cookie Jar' by Gym Class Heroes is stuck in my head. The lyrics have no relevance to anything I do because

a) I don't like girls.
b) Girls don't like me.
c) If I did like girls, I would let you know.

I remember Alia told us - 'us' meaning Sheena, Jaryn, Danielle, Shu Lynn and I - if we ever had sex, she would make pancakes for breakfast for us the next day. I can't wait!! For the pancakes, not the sex. It's not like I want to have sex now right? (too much information?)

Screw. I'd best be off now my darling readers. Byebye :]

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Quick!

I love the rain.
I really do love the rain.
Sometimes I hate the rain
But I end up loving it more.

Nicholas Tan Jing Wen and I sms-ing at 10.30 last night.
(Me. Nick.)

Will you be vegan with me?
Oh no. Why did you have to ask me, why!? *sigh* Fine~ What exactly do I have to do?
Not eat meat.
I'll kill myself one day, just because you asked. Why do I listen? D:
Cuz u and i are like lady brother...only closer...like twin lady brothers...or even SIAMESE twin lady brothers. Creepy eh?
I ain't a lady. I thought I was your twin anyway?
Yes u are!
They say twins have psychic powers. *stares at wall* It nearly broke. I swear.
Oh...My...Gawd!!! Are you like...SERIOUS? Let me try!!! *stares at dog* Fuzzy exploded. I swear.
I laughed out loud, seriously. Maybe we can be superheroes now. =D
Can I be loolady? U can be looboy by day and TAP SUM BONG by night!
I wanna be called peanut. Not peanutboy, just peanut. I shall have a peanut suit, and all shall fear my nutty wrath.

(this is where the I started laughing at the irony.)

Eww...don't call urself peanut!!

Oh dangit. Then I shall become...screw it. Just nick, the guy with wall-crumbling powers of doom!
I want to sleep. Nighty night twin brother!
Night, sweet dreams then.

Holy mother of mothers. I just noticed how pregnantly lame that was.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Fandango with the guy

I am obsessed with the word CALLIPYGOUS.
It means to have beautifully-shaped buttocks.
I know a few people who are very VERY callipygous. Won't say who. It might hurt the non-callipygians. Bruise their egos. Pierce their self-esteem.

Wrote it 197 times on a full-scape paper during the Mandarin exam today. One hundred and ninety-seven times. I didn't need to worry about finishing the test cause I had no bloody idea on what to do. It's all in CHINESE!

Have you ever tried reading the whole play of Romeo and Juliet? Try it. It's wonderful :]
http://shakespeare.mit.edu/romeo_juliet/full.html

Sunday, February 22, 2009

A confession

I think about my future too much.
It worries me that I might not be what I want to be when I'm 'old enough'.
When will I be 'old enough'?
Is there a certain age or do you just know?
Everyone is talking about going overseas to study.
England, America, Australia, etc.
Are we going our separate ways in just 4 years?
What if I fail and my cita-cita tak boleh dicapai?
Have you ever thought about that?
I want to be special but I don't want to do anything.
I just want to BE special.
No effort.
I wish everything was handed to me on a silver platter.
Literally everything.
You want money?
Here you go.
You want fame?
Take it.
I don't want to work for my rewards.
I'm a lazy little dooshbag.
A half-rotten apple.
I can't talk about life.
I'm barely even 14 years of age.
Those 90 year olds have ninety years of experience on their hands.
They've been here since 1919.
I can't talk about love.
I'm still in the puppy love stages.
Still crushing over celebrities and dropping-jaws over cute duds.
I can't say I'm mature enough.
I'm still eww-ing and ahh-ing at every insignificant thing.
Giggling at stupid stuff like dirty jokes and rubber chickens.
What makes me so important that I should have a blog to tell people about MY life when it's almost the same as yours?

I hate being emo but emo is written ALL OVER this post.
I'm a hypocrite.
Not proud.
Not embarrassed.

Quote of the day:
chuck norris does karate
and kicks ass
like ass kicking ass kickers
who kick ass
as an ass kickingly cool job

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Nescafe 3in1


No.


If they have that oh-god-I-hate-my-job-look.


Anything with cheese in it :]


I hope not.


Thin and crunchy.


Heck yea! I love Alice in wonderland!

What phrase do you use the most often?
I don't have a phrase.


Ice cream cone :]

Oldies music, good or bad ?
Definitely good.
Do you sleep in class ?
Nope.

What was the last thing you ate ?
Butter bun.


No.


I woke up but fell asleep again.


Yes, but it would be a while before I realized someone was following me.


No. I despise subtitles.


Whose line is it anyway?


No.


Of course!!


No, but I had an allergic reaction to wine.


No.


A number of things:-
1) Hugs
2) Clean & crispy sheets
3) Fuzzy


Sadly, yes.


Spaghetti. I get to slurp :]


Quite constantly.


No.


No. All that is fiction...RIGHT??


Donuts. The person that coined that theory must have been an old hag.


I don't use deodorant.


I can't remember.


No.


Occasionally :]


Tempting, but no.


No, but it would be scary.


Depends on the work.


No?


Eiffel Tower!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Shooot!

I got a new book today :]
It's called 'This is all' by Aiden Chambers. I've read about 20 pages now and I love it! The story is about this lady who gets pregnant. During her pregnancy, she decides to write about her life so that she can pass it on to her soon-to-be daughter.

A snippet from the book. (I hope it's not illegal to do this.)

Of medium height, half a head taller than me, his body was lithe and long-limbed. I liked to watch it in motion. And isn't it strange what attracts you to other people? - Will's hard-work sweat had a sweet-and-sour spring-air tang quite unlike the bouquet of other men I'd ever sniffed at. It turned me on like no human smell I'd ever nosed. (I'd found this out from close-quarter research during sports afternoons.) I always attempted to stand down wind of him. Even when past its wash-by date, his BO still pleased. Of how many people's perspiration, even including your own, can you say that?

I like the cover. Reminds me of autumn.

Quote of the day:
I'm the tin woman.
Heart of coal and
skin of steel.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Building a door

This is going to sound very corny but I feel like the heavy rain today washed away all my problems. I don't even feel like PMS-ing anymore!

After school, Hariz and Danial were tumpang-ing my umbrella. You see...these two boys are quite LAR
GE. Therefore, if you were to fit all three of us under one umbrella, complete chaos would happen. By the time I got home I was drenched from head to toe. Lovely.

I think I love algebra.


A wooden dolphin and a dog.


A Paul McCartney look-alike.A phrase that keeps creeping into my mind.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Don't these two look so SEDAP?

To my homies : this doesn't mean anything. I'm just posting a picture of Shia and Hsien Zern camwhoring. And if you were wondering, I got it from Shia's blog.

But isn't it just a mighty fine picture???

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Chicken soup for the father's soul

Call me old fashioned, but I think I love ABBA! They're the kind of music that you just can't resist singing along to.

Oh my gawd. THIS is ABBA.
Look at the guy on the left!!


I overheard this girl talking to her friend in Sunday school this morning. Apparently, she was making out with a boy under the stairs before class started and she also mentioned 'french kissing'. Ergh...
My teacher (Mrs. Felicita) said that she knew a man. He said that every morning, he would wake up and decide to be happy. I want to be happy too. Sounds pretty easy to do don't you think?

Can't say this is true cause...I've never had sex.

This is what Aliaputriiloveyou said in her blog yesterday.

'And when Olivia called me to tell me about her special suprise from Hsien Zern I couldnt help but feel jealous about it but Im VERY VERY HAPPY for her :) Hsien Zern is so sweet! YAY HSIEN ZERN! Crap. His name is stuck in my head. AHAHAHHAH if you said it as fast as possible it ends up as censored! Haha!'

Still a bit shocked at the fact that he actually came to my house. Noone has ever done that for me before.

Another tag from facebook!

Here is what you are supposed to do...copy and paste into your own note, type in your answers and tag a bunch of people - including me!

Where is your cell phone : Sleeping on my pillow.

Your hair : Wrapped up in a turban. (Just took a bath)

Your father : Outside admiring the grass.

Your favorite thing : Spoons.

Your dream last night : A repeat of yesterday's event.

Your favorite drink : Green tea, not the healthy kind, the sweet lipton one that comes in bottles .

Your dream/goal : At the moment, learn how to do math !

The room you are in : My brother's room.

Your fear : Being hated.

Where do you want to be in 6 years : Be 'cool' and 'groovier'.

Muffins : Chocolate chip with icing sugar on top.

One of your wish list items : Camera.

Where you grew up : MAH-LEI-SYA

The last thing you did : Take a bath.

What are you wearing : A red shirt from the motivation camp 2006, lady boxers and underwear!

Your TV : It works.

Your pets : Fuzzy (and Copper)

Your computer : Old and lovely.

Your life : Living it.

Your mood : Happy :]

Missing someone : Might be.

Your car : Not my car.

Favorite store : Now that I think of it, I don't have a favorite store.

Your summer : Summer all year round.

Your favorite color : Blue.

When is the last time you laughed : An hour ago. My brother and i were talking about Tap Sum Bong the Chinese superhero.

Last time you cried : 19th January (the day i found out about Copper)

Three people who e-mail me : Facebook, Mom, Sheena.

Three of my favorite foods : Japanese, Local, Italian.

Three places I would rather be right now : At a sleepover, Jeffy's house, My own room.

Three people I think will respond : Respond to what??

Saturday, February 14, 2009

A dozen roses

It's a Valentine's MIRACLE! Hsien Zern came over to my HOUSE just now to give me a dozen roses!! He asked me to be his valentine!!! AND HE LIKES MY DOG!!
Unbelievably sweet and mad but I LOVE IT!!

Valentine

Dedicating this song to all you lovebirds and S.A.D. celebrators :]
Happy Valentine's Day

Plain White Tees - 1,2,3,4

Give me more loving than I've ever had
Make it all better when I'm feeling sad
Tell me I'm special even when I know I'm not
Make it feel good when it hurts so bad
Barely get mad
I'm so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy

It's as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only
ONE thing (one)
TWO do (two)
THREE words (three)
FOUR you... (four)
(I love you) I love you
There's only
ONE way (one)
TWO say (two)
Those THREE words (three)
And that's what I'll do... (four)
(I love you) I love you

Give me more loving from the very start
Piece me back together when I fall apart
Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends
Make it feel good when it hurts so bad
The best that I've had
And I'm so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy

It's as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only
ONE thing (one)
TWO do (two)
THREE words (three)
FOUR you... (four)
(I love you) I love you
There's only
ONE way (one)
TWO say (two)
Those THREE words (three)
And that's what I'll do... (four)
(I love you) I love you
(I love you) I love you

You make it easy
It's as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only
ONE thing
TWO do
THREE words
FOUR you...
(I love you) I love you
There's only
ONE way
TWO say
Those THREE words
And that's what I'll do...
(I love you) I love you
(I love you) I love you
1-2-3-4
I love you
(I love you) I love you

Friday, February 13, 2009

Scruuuu




Leftover food colouring :]

To the people that got our v'day cookies, "WE LOVE YOU"
And to those that didnt, "WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH INGREDIENTS"
A wasted valentine's eve on another silly boy. When will I learn?

A tag I found on facebook

Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag 10 people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real ... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Then Publish your note.

Have Fun!

1. What is your name: Olivia

2. A four-letter word: Oink

3. A boy's name: Oliver

4. A girl's name: Ollesya

5. An occupation: Orthodontist!!

6. A color: Orange

7. Something you wear: Overjacket?

8. A food: Octopus

9. Something found in the bathroom: (m)Outh wash

10. A place: Odessa (apparently it's in Ukraine)

11. A reason for being late: Over-slept

12. Something you shout: OH SHIT!

13. A movie title: Over her dead body

14. Something you drink: Orange juice

15. A musical group: Oxford Comma

16. An animal: Owl

17. A street name: Oxford Street

18.The title of a song: Over you

19. A type of car: Opel (Hariz says it's Swedish?)

Do you realize how DIFFICULT it is to find so many words that start with the letter 'O'? I've never realized it until I did this tag.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Milk

What a lovely lovely weekend. I would have blogged sooner but it was Chap Goh Mei so had to go out a lot.
Saturday was OPEN HOUSE day.

But firstly,
HAPPY 14th ALIAPUTRI!!
You big bucket of currypuffs!!!
and
HAPPY 14th INTAN SHAZIA!!
You are also a big bucket of currypuffs!!!

My daddy let us drink his wine. It tasted awful so we added orange juice.At around evening o'clock we wanted marshmallows to roast on the bbq so we went out to Express Mart. All of us were already high on alcohol after finishing about 2 thirds of the bottle (Alia was just high on orange juice). Imagine 5 girls laughing and screaming at the top of their lungs at anything that moved. Yes.
While passing by Starbucks, these two college girls were
sitting inside sipping their non-fat mocha frappa soy ink crap. They were eyeballing us as if we were demented morons from moronland. I was waving at them with someone (not sure who) as a friendly gesture and of course to SPREAD THE LOVE but they just kept staring. I swear, their heads were on fire! You could see the hate pin-pointed at all 5 of us. There were beams of red lasers coming out of their eyes like those irritating red light pointer things.

Not really.


It could have happened though. When we got to the Express Mart, NO MARSHMALLOWS. What blasphemy is this? How could they not have marshmallows?

Those soft pillows of white fluff were no where to be seen!
And Sheena bought a magazine. (that rhymed)

So we headed back home WITHOUT the marshmallows.

Fuzzy (my doggeh!) was tortured by the little children from almost-hell. Almost-hell is almost like hell but it's not as bad. Anyways, the little 4 year olds were using him in a game of tug-o-war! Two were
pulling his tail and another was yanking at his head! OMG! Poor doggeh...
Being the saviours of all canines, we scooped him in our arms and whisked him away to my room, offed all the lights and lock
ed the door. That's when Danielle's dark side showed its sticky little face. She took my doll and started *bleep*ing it on our thighs! I can just imagine what my mom would have said if she found out. Which is, "That girl ah..."
For about an hour, all of us just lay among the thou
sands of pillows and stuffed toys on my bed and talked about stuff. Unimportant stuff and really unimportant stuff. I love those moments with them.



Damn. What a day.

Friday, February 6, 2009

You're welcome Sheena

I'm doing another post cause Sheena told me to. That woman is mad I tell you!
Don't ever take candy from her.
But I love her.

I think I've done this SURVEY before.
(i forgot what these things were called so I had to ask Sheena.)

1. last cigarette?
Never.

2. last beverage?
Water.

3. last phone call?
Mummy! She called to ask where I was.

4. last text message?
Danielle. She said "See you peep!"

5. last online chat to?
Sheena. I'm still talking to her!

6. last song played?
Switchfoot - Stars. Addicted to this song for now.

7. last time you cried?
When Copper died.

8. last meal?
Takoyaki with Alia :]

SEVEN have you’s:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?
Haven't really been on a date.

2. have you ever fell in love with someone you shouldn’t have?
I think so, but i don't think it was love.

3. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?
Yes *cough*

4. have you ever said something you regretted?
Quite frequently.

5. have you ever lost someone?:
Alot of someones. Mostly relatives.

6.have you ever slept until 2pm?:
No.

7. have you ever been drunk and thrown up?
No way!

SIX things you did in the past three days -
1. Laughed till I cried with Jaryn
2. Passed notes with Sheena
3. Ate takoyaki with Alia
4. Watched a korean boy sing with Dan
5. Got miscarriage with Shu Lynn
6. Pee

list SIX people you can tell pretty much anything to –
I only have 3

list THREE favorite colors —
1: Blue
2: Yellow
3: Red

list FOUR things you want to do before you die -
Bungee Jumping, do it!, Win the lottery, Go to Italy.

This month have you…
Laughed until you cried:
Yeaaaa.

Went behind your parents back?
Yeaaaa.

Went to a party?
I'm having an open house tomorrow.

Watched a good movie with your friends?
Not yet. Planning to.

Made someone angry?
I hope not.

Korean karaoke

The feud in my blog finally over!
I'm not deleting anything cause it's quite interesting to read even though it starts with the spammer saying 'FUCK
YOU'.
All 43 comments are under the post '2 iced
lemon teas'.

Alia and I were supposed to go jogging after school. But we didn't cause we got lazy. So we ended up talking about firs
t kisses and farting! It mostly consisted of laughing though.


It's really hard to understand what we're saying so here's a translation.

ME A
LIA
HUHUHUAH
AHHA
OK! You be me. This is how it's like
(More laughing)
Sit down edi then
(More laughing)
(hugs alia)
(laughing extravaganza!)

After that, we got hungry so we went out to buy takoyaki at Asia Cafe.


Jaryn told me to
today during class.
I feel much better.

PS:


Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Ding Dong

Siput! siputsiputsiputsiput!

in the library blogging.

the teacher incharge keeps bugging us to 'SHH'

what a nice man :]

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Hard not to smile

Oh my gourd. I really need to clean my room.

If your underwear matches the colour of the shirt you're wearing, it's good luck.

Stupid stupid JEFFREY!!
Now I can't go swimming tomorrow!
I really really wanted to go!!
DAMN ESTROGEN!!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Perfume

I lovelovelove this perfume.
It smells like honey.
Sweet.

Estee Lauder
Beautiful sheer

Manfred the bunny

my photography on the bus

Two things I have learned while in Taiwan.
1) I have acquired a phobia called 'stick-phobia
'. That means I am awfully terrified of those pointy wooden sticks used to skewer food.

2) My immunity to 13 degree weather SUCKS. I shivered like a poodle for 5 whole days.
My eye bags are so dark now. Even worse than usual. If it gets any darker, I might have to do something about it! Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Stupid tour with the late nights and early mo
rnings. They make us get up at 6 in the friggin morning EVERYDAY.
And I can't understand a single thing the tour guide is talking about cause it's all in CHINESE. I'm a banana. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside. Get it?
The good thing is that I got a new purse/wallet/money holder? LeSportsac! (of course it's fake. i don't usually splurge all my savings on those things.)


PS: Happy Chinese New Year!
Ang Paos!