Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Coolies in da bank!

Tell me what you see
Yellow might, Yellow might
Tell me what you bleed
Yellow pride, Yellow pride.

That. cheer. is. stuck. in. my. head.
A wall of wonder.
A wonderwall.

PS: Stupid Olney and his pedophile ways. I know you're reading this!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Binland

Wigs and costumes,
Candy to eat,
Door to door,
For trick or treat,

Laugh and giggle,
At everything you see,
Even cross dressers,
When they try to be,

We have thugs and gangsters,
Of uncommon wealth,
Showing off blingage,
This is bad for their health,

We have singers and dancers,
And a t.v. show host,
And the awesome head bangers,
Who everyone likes the most,

We have killers and thieves,
The dying and undead,
Even weird and goofy people,
Whose name is Fred,

We have Elvis and Palin,
Witches and scarecrows,
And grumpier old men,
With warts on their nose,

We have twisted Olympics,
Of every evil deed,
We can egg vehicles,
At an unbelievable speed,

We toilet paper houses,
Screaming on bye,
We wait till dark,
So there’s no light in the sky,

We watch what we do,
Not everything is bad,
We find ways to cheer up,
Even when we’re sad,

Man it stinks to get caught,
Cause its sooo much fun,
Gosh we got pulled over,
My Halloween is done.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN!
thinking of going as Alice in Wonderland :D

Monday, April 27, 2009

B.M.W. - Bloody Mahal Wheels

I had a massive nose-bleed in the morning. One moment I'm talking with my brother and the next, there's blood trickling down my face and dripping onto the floor. (That's all?)Nosebleed Pictures, Images and Photos

Last night, I was out having dinner with my family. At the table next to us sat a handicapped guy with his own family. He could barely sit up straight and had to be spoon-fed by the lady next to him. I have no problem with him, but I don't think he even knew what was going on around him. He had that completely stoned look on his face and his legs were forever kicking some imaginary football.
nerd spongebob Pictures, Images and Photos
On a lighter note...
I have finally talked to NICHOLAS TAN's new girlfriend. Yes, ladies & gentlemen. HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. I think I was a bit
too straightforward to her...

Ollie says:
YOU ARE NICK'S GIRLFRIEND YES?
(his girlfriend.)
_ _ _ _ belongs to me!!! says:
yes.
Ollie says:
im guessing the _ _ _ _ is N I C K?
(this is nick.)
- iDesire - says:
nono. bart
Ollie says:
BART?
WHO THE FRUG IS BART

This is for tomorrow.
Yellow is having a party at Jes See's house today.
Blue is completely bankrupt.
Dang.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Evility

I went to Pudu today & I saw THIS at the carpark.
Want to know something even more gross?
There were ants crawling out of its eyes.
Sorry if this is too disgusting but I just couldn't resist.
I started recording this video in the car on the way home.
The people at church gave out these CDs today. It's for some youth group thing. I'm not a churchy person but if any of you readers are one, go to CDM (Church of Devine Mercy) on the date stated above.
I WORE A NEW DRESS TODAY :D
It's too pretty to NOT take a vain picture with.
I borrowed this book from Central Market.
When I say borrow, I really do mean that I BORROWED it.
There's this bookstore that's managed by these really sweet, old indian guys.
My mom goes there all the time just to borrow a few books to read.

Here's the synopsis:
Davinsky Labour Camp, Siberia, 1933, Sofia Morozova knows she has to escape. All that sustains her through the bitter cold and hard labour are the stories told by her friend Anna, beguiling tales of a charmed upbringing in Petrograd - and of Anna's fervent love for a passionate revolutionary, Vasily.
So when Anna falls gravely ill, Sofia makes a promise to escape the camp and find Vasily. But Russia, gripped by the iron fist of Communism, is no longer the country of her friend's childhood. Sofia's perilous search takes her from industrial factories to remote villages, where she discovers a web of secrecy and lies - and an overwhelming love that threatens her promies to Anna. But time is running out. And time, Sofia knows, is something neither she nor Anna has.

I like it.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Repeat that again.

Aliaputri with her box.
Food.
Danielle.
Grace and I.
My freckles.
These were taken when Grace, Danielle and I were busy gila-ing at the back while watching BlueHouse cheerleaders practise, taking pictures of each others' crotches and laughing like shiate the whole time.
Candid by Hariz.
Shu. Lynn.
Athletes from other schools. Their shorts terrify me.
Blue banner!
Embracing the path to Victory,

Making our mark in History.

Teachers' Event.
Did you see Mr Alex fall down when he was kicking the football around the cones?
A fantastic sight.
Tug-of-war Finals. Blue house won for the Girls. Yellow won for Boys.

Then came the speeches and prize giving under the BLARDY HAWT SUN YAW! Mr Chew even said, "It was wonderful weather today." Of course it was wonderful weather! Cause you and your VIP people were in your air-conditioned room the whole time!
Yellow house won by 100 points or so.

Sports ladies & gentlemen this year were:

Girls Class 3 - Jodie Fong

Boys Class 3 - Ryan Yee
Girls Class 2 - Ng Jes See
Boys Class 2 - Joshua Ooi

Girls Class 1 - Madeline Teo

Boys Class 1 - Faris Alsree


Not only did they get ONE giant humungo trophy, but they got ANOTHER big giganto glass sculpture. Honestly, I thought Jaryn would get Sportslady for Class 3.

I watched this movie called 'Romulus, My Father' on tv with my mom. It was a pretty depressing movie cause the little boy named Raimond Gaita (he was the main character) well, practically his whole family died. His mom & his stepdad commited suicide, and his younger half-sister was sent out for adoption. So he had to live with his dad, who eventually went crazy and had to be sent to the local mental institution. Poor thing. The movie is based on the memoir of Raimond Gaita. I love that it's a true story & not some kind of fictional crap by some unknown scriptwriter.

This is what I found about the author in Wikipedia.

Raimond Gaita (born 1946) is Foundation Professor of Philosophy at the Australian Catholic University and Professor of Moral Philosophy at King's College London. He is a Fellow of the Australian Academy of the Humanities. Born in Germany in 1946 to a Romanian father (Romulus Gaita) and a German mother (Christine Anna Dörr).

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Friday, April 24, 2009

Let's go Blue House!

I tried to take shots while moving the camera around. These were the clearest ones.

Woah. Guess what? Yesterday, I had about 2070 views and now there is 2123! I'm so flattered that people read my blog :D

Completely ponteng-ed classes today to help paint the banners for Blue house. There weren't any lessons anyway so I didn't miss a thing. I like painting but I really hated it when we had to clean up the mess we made on the floors with thinner after.

"I like the smell of thinner. It smells like markers."
Grace said that. Someday she's gonna become a drug addict and when she does, I'm not going to visit her in rehab.Don't do drugs.

Before that, we were in the library rubbing our feet on the carpet, electrifying each other. How Han and I got zapped the most. We were behind all the shelves pulling faces at each other every time we got electricitified. Two words, DAYUM FUN!

I don't have many pictures. It would have made this post much more un-boring. Sheena is yet to give me my pendrive back. If you're reading this, I suggest you give it to me soon.
Remember the book I bought from Carrefour? I haven't read it yet but I flipped open a random page and this is what I read so far...
She picked up a CD from its angora nest and fed it into the CD player. She pressed a couple of buttons with her slender fingers. A sound like the oldfashioned Microsoft bootup 'wave' came on, the pleasingly abstract sound that Windows used to have before they changed it to the current annoying little tune. But then the sound from the CD didn't die off, it went on and on and on, the same tone, like a choir stuck on one note with no need to breathe. Gee handed him the CD cover. HU, it said.
Stretch :D
Sleep.

Oh my goodness. My stomach is growling like a ladylion giving birth. I haven't eaten anything since this morning and that was only a slice of an apple. That means for the whole day, I've been living off that slice of fruit, a quarter of shulynn's cracker and a cup of kopi-o in the canteen. I've been too busy galavanting around with the rest. Now that I think of it, WHAT AM I DOING SITTING HERE BLOGGING? I should be eating! I'm hungry! I'm really really hungry!
Some funny facts I found on the internet.
The tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body.
The U.S. Army accidentally ordered an 82 year supply of freeze-dried tuna salad mix for troops in Europe.
The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
The word ''gymnasium'' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means ''to exercise naked.''
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!
The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
There are more fatal car accidents in July than any other month. (Holy crap.)
There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.
There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.
My chair still isn't fixed. SOMEONE should fix it before SOMEONE gets hurt.
What I do on a Friday afternoon.
p/s: I finally cleaned off the purple nail polish. It's been there for over a month. My toes look so clean now :D

Jaryn made a FUH-REAKING lame joke today.
Nigel is hot. It's like he moved from Antarctica to Africa. You know, cold and hot?