My Smellies

I love my dogs. The world's smelliest, disease prone, retarded, fat and lovable dogs ever. Every time I sit down beside them, they start rubbing their stinky little faces on my clothes.

The white one's name is Fuzzy. His
name isn't very original cause I got him
when I was 8. So you can imagine how
wide my range of thought was.

That sad looking one is Copper.
If I am cuddling with Fuzzy, he rams him
and sits on top of me. Imagine a 16kg dog
squashing you.

1. What’s your ambition?

Preschool teacher :]

(loves little kids)

2. Describe yourself with 3 adjectives.

boob, groovy? and retarded :]

3. If you could be honest to your best friend, what would you actually tell her?

Please buy me something for Christmas. Buddy. :]

4. Are you happy with your life?

Happy, but not satisfied.

5. How many babies you want?

3 babies!!

(have to find someone to have babies with first)

6. Favorite perfume/fragrance?

I sniff roses. :D

7. What is your goal for next year?

Keep on being funky with my buddies.

8. Do you believe in eternity love?

No. I'd rather just have love.

9. What’s a perfect girlfriend/boyfriend like to u? (List 10)

I want someone who is imperfect.

10.What feeling do you love most?

Hugging people :]

11. What is your bad habit?

1. Twisting my hair into knots when I'm thinking.

2. Being lazy :]

12. Is there anything you wanna tell the people who hate you?

Karma :]

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?

Only if that friend is nice.

14. What does flying means to you?

Japan

(memories 'o8)

15. What do you crave for the most currently?

More time before school starts.

16. Who do you think is hotter, Chace Crawford or Kevin Peake?

Who in the world is Kevin Peake?

17. What do you want to do before you die?

1. Bungee jumping.

2. Go to Italy.

3. Be somebody :]

18. What would you really like to do, like right now ?

Go out and watch Twilight with my friends again :]

19. What will u become in another 10 years to come?

Living my life to the fullest :]

20. Do you reread text messages that woo-ed/affect you?

Yes :] right before I go to bed.

Romeo and Juliet

I saw the the 90's version of the play 'Romeo and Juliet' and Leonardo DiCaprio plays a very pretty Romeo Montague. That movie is definitely the most romantic movie I have ever seen.

If I profane with my unworthiest hand

This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:

My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand

To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

-Romeo Montague-

his shirt is horrible in this picture. thank goodness he's Leonardo DiCaprio.

1. The person who tagged you is?

Sheena

2. Your relationship with her/him is?
my bestest buddie

3. Your five impressions of her/him?
awesome, funny, sarcastic, pretty, taller than me

4. The most memorable thing she/he had done for you?
she didn't mind when i cried on the phone talking to her about 'you-know-who'

5. The most memorable thing she/he had said to you?
oh-em-gee taylor lautner is so freaking hot {squeal}

6. If she/he became your lover you will?
become a lesbo?

7. If she/he became your lover, a thing she/he has to improve on will be?
stop getting so tall

8. If she/he became your enemy, you will?
bitchslap her

9. If she/he became your enemy, the reason will be?
we argued about whether Edward or Jacob is hotter

10. The most desired thing you want to do for her/him now is?
have a sleepover

11. Your overall impression of her/him is?
when she likes something she REALLY likes it

12. How do you think people around you feel about you?
i'm a horny weirdo

13. The character you love of yourself is?
i'm not stupid. most of the time.

14. On the contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
i cry over boys i don't even know

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
i want to be original

16. To people that care about and like you, say something.
i love

17. Pass this quiz to 10 people whom you wish to know how they feel about you.
1. danielle
2. jaryn
3.alia
4. rachel
5. shulynn
6.phanit
7.hsien zern
8.sheena
9.my brother
10.intan

18. Who is no. 6 having a relationship with?
i dunno

19. Is no. 9 male or female?:
male

20. If no.s 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
hell will break loose

21. What is no. 2 studying?
men

22. When was the last time you had a chat with no. 3?
this afternoon

23. What genre of music does no. 8 like?
not sure what its called

24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
yeap

25. Would you ever woo no. 3?
if i were a lesbian.

26. How about no. 7?
i'll think about it :]

27. Is no. 4 single?
maybe

28. What is the surname of no. 5?
lim

29. What’s the hobby of no. 10?
who knows?

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
not really

31.Where is no. 2 studying at?
sri kuala lumpur secondary school

32. Say something casual about no. 1?
she likes hobos

33. Have you ever tried developing feelings for no. 6?
tried and failed

34. Where does no. 9 live?
in the same house as me

35. What colour does no. 4 like?
um..

36. Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?
ofcourse!!

37. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
atleast he's sexier than number 6

Anorexic 6 year olds

The title says it all doesn't it? For those who don't know what anorexic means I have taken the courtesy to draw it out for you.



My dad has this friend from work who has a 6 year old daughter. Every morning, she stands in front of the mirror and checks if her tummy is big. If it is then she doesn't eat for the rest of the day. Where in the deep blue sea does this little girl learn these things??? She should be appreciating the fact that she can eat whatever she likes and it won't go to her hips!! The best part is when her parents were talking about it, they seemed PROUD. I'm not questioning their parenting skills but wouldn't a sane person be worried if their child was starving herself at the age of SIX?



If you think this is pretty then I suggest you go to McDonalds right now and eat 3 hamburgers. Or get some serious theraphy.

Who the fruck that was incharge of the standards of skinny being beautiful is a complete frucking moron. I'm sorry mommy for swearing on the internet but it's the truth and I'm sure you will be proud of me for saying (typing) what I think is right.

"My momma told me
life is a box of chocolates.
You never know
what you are gonna get."

-Forrest Gump-

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen. I never imagined him to look like Robert Pattinson. Maybe that's cause I'm biased but thanks to him pale is hot and tan is not. After reading the book, I fell in love with a fictional character. Thank GAWD Stephenie Meyer made the book into a movie...

Now? I'm in love with a fiction-turned-movie character. Much better.

What have I learnt today? Edward Cullen makes my hormones go effing mental.

Picture perfect little boys :]

What do you call your dad's cousin's children?

Anyway, I have three little cousins back in Ipoh that I absolutely adore. Not sure what their names are (you'd think that if I adore them so much I would know their names by now) but they are very handsome little boys. They're aged 7, 9 and 11. I don't know why but their parents are almost never around so my aunt takes care of them.

He's the youngest. While I was taking this picture, his bike got stuck in a pile of 'dirt' and it wouldn't move. So he was hopping around trying to move it and singing some kind of weird song until he realized the bike was stuck in a pile of poo.

Picture perfect little boys :]

Troubled

Screw it...

The cast from Twilight is so hot I think I'm going to die. When Edward kisses Bella, it makes me feel so goo-ey and weird inside. I don't like that feeling.

And then , the lion fell in love with the lamb.

What a stupid lamb.

What a sick, masochistic lion.

Screw it...

I'm going on a 'boy-strike'. The male organisms are just too complicating. I AM SERIOUS.

Rules and regulations:-
1) Boys are off limits.

Screw it...

I'm hungry.