Thank God It's Friday

I was camwhoring. Enjoy, laugh and insult.
And as u can see in most of the pictures, my eyes are cut off.

PS: it's my brother's room

Evil Adorable Dude

It's day two for my dog at the vet. He had seizures again. I don't usually cry but yesterday morning I did. I love my dogs too much. I don't want my dog to die yet.

My neighbor is shouting "Go inside! In!". I wonder who or what she is talking about.

Anyways, it's PMS week for me so the mood swings are starting to kick in. I feel so down and moody. The other day, Dan and I read this article about mood swings and it said that when we are feeling sad, we should eat chocolate. It had something to do with low sugar in our blood? So that means I should eat chocolate right now or I might die. I'm serious. It said so in the magazine (not really).

Last but not least, SPORTS SEASON. This year Candice Toh is blue house's captain. I think she'll be a good leader. My goal for this year is to win something. Anything! I haven't won any medals or stuff since Primary days. Besides, since last year's screw up (disqualification for all 3 jumps - rather not go into detail) I have more...experience? Hopefully.

Hippie

Homework sucks. As I am typing this, I'm also writing down my biography for Civic. I only have one sentence done.

My name is Olivia Khoo.

How old am I?
When is my birthday?
Where do I live?

Starbucks is like sex in a cup
- Unknown source -

Singing in the shower

Today I have decided to make 'singing in the shower' my new career. It soothes the soul. The only problem is that I can't remember any of the lyrics. It's almost like momentary amnesia.

Smiles like honey

Oh my salami! I'm melting like someone having a side effect from steroids. I saw a picture of a guy from school just now. His smile is so...so...GORGEOUS that there is only word that can describe it. Honey.

PS: It's not the picture above. That picture gives me a fuzzy feeling inside though.

There is a new kid in school. His name is Muzzani Alya (did I spell it right?). He is a really sweet person! My homies and I said 'hi' to him and he said 'hi' back in the nicest voice EVER! It's like warm butter on toast. We are the toast, rough and crunchy. He is the butter, soft and....yellow?

This has been a feel good week. I love school.

Elmo is your friend

School is starting tomorrow! I am nervous, happy, lazy, grouchy, excited and friggin' not ready. This is how it all started...

Boom!
Holidays
Boom!
Rest and relaxation
Boom!
Fats
Boom!
Christmas
Boom!
New Year
Boom!
School

The Boom!'s were unnecessary but they made that list more exciting didn't it? :D

(random thought : Let me teach you about chemistry laddie)

People keep asking me what books I'm going to bring tomorrow. I have thought about the solution to this problem and have come up with a RESULT!
10 exercise books. 3 text books. Maths, History and Science. I am not sure why I chose those 3 books instead of English or Geography or something equally uninteresting. I like to believe it is DESTINY. This (dramatic pause) is the work of Gawd messing with my brain cause I didn't pray enough.

(random thought : I love Saturday Night Live)

This is forever.

Boxing was invented by a gay man.
Think about it.
Two shirtless men in silk shorts?
Fighting over a belt and a purse?

3rd January 2008

It's very MAGICAL!
Yesterday, she was 13. Now she is 14!!
Jaryn Lim Siew Li. I love you! (in a non-lesbian way)
You booooootiful TEENAGER!!!! i love you! (again, not in a lesbian way)
Like sugar on vegetables. i love you! (i remind whoever is reading this that i am not a lesbian)
Holey-Moley Mother of Baloney I feel homophobic.

You are the icing on my cake and the movie I love to watch.
You are the cherry on top and the lady with the rock;
to throw at me if I make another mistake.

Love you with all my guts and glory!!

2009

It's 2009. New Year. New Resolutions.

I don't want to grow up yet, so i'll just tell the tale of my last week in 2008.

I was in Indonesia with my mom's homies and their kids. One of them was painfully annoying. He really brought pissing people off to the new level. Everywhere I went, he would follow me and in the car he would sit closer and closer til I had no more space for my arse to sit. It's like having a leech sticking onto you. I had no choice by using the only method of safety but instead of salt (what kind of idiot sprinkles salt on a boy?) I avoided him at all costs.


On the fourth day of the trip, my brother and I got really sick. We had to go to the hospital instead of a normal clinic because apparently clinics do not exist in Indonesia?
My brother got an injection on his buttock (how does the needle penetrate through his butt fats?) and a drip. I just needed some meds.

I have to take these twice a day, half an hour before I eat.

I take a teaspoon of this 3 times a day, half an hour before I eat too.

another NORMAL conversation with my buddie (don't ask what we were talking about)

me sheena

is jolisa a guy?
nooo
its a girl
shtoopid
cuz she said she went out wif michaela
is she lesbian?
NOOO
FRIEND ollie FRIEND
is michaela BI??
NOOO
oh.
OOOHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAH
HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAAHHAHA
must be the medication
...
DONT DO DRUGS !
we still friends no?
yes
okok
i continue
(few seconds later)
her eyelashes are FREAKIN long
3 feet is like
dam heavy
-..-
its an EXPRESSION
DAMN it wud hav been cool if it were true
but then it would stab anyone who tried to kiss her
or poke them
or tickle them
and that wouldnt be very romantic ...

School is starting in 3 days. I'll be in 2 Gamma. What's your class?

Ohnooooooo. I hate shopping but I love shopping. Would you like to know why? It's cause I'm always just a LITTLE bit too big SOMEWHERE. feet. underbust. arse. legs. and legs. I feel like the elephant woman. (random thought : stores for whales)
The only solution I have now is to pray like shit to Gawd that he will be irritated SO MUCH that he will have to give in and blast away the curse of the flab with his awesome, godly powers. Easy.