I'm just a little bit caught in the middle

Let's say, hypothetically, you had a pet moose. And that moose meant the world to you but let's just say the moose lives on Mars. Everyone knows Mars probably doesn't have a single life-force living there so I'm just saying all this hypothetically. I'm going to stress on the hypotheticality of this story. Anyway, that pet moose lives on Mars so you only get to see that moose through a telescope all day and never hear it moo or yak or whatever sound mooses (or meese?) make. What would you do all day knowing that the moose would probably never find a way to come back to Earth? (or whatever planet you live on. It's up to you.) That moose will probably live out it's life span before technology evolves enough for it to teleport or something equally high-tech to come to Earth. Even if I could, I am so not going to Mars.Let's say that moose was the most irritating, frustrating, impossible-est moose you have ever met and that you can't stand it when the moose argues with you. But it was also the funniest, stupidest and bummy-est moose too.

Hypothetically of course.

Krabi

Sawadeeka my peoples!

I like Krabi. Alot.

It's a little quiet cause there are surprisingly not many tourists around. It's more like those places where you don't see bus loads of white people walking around in shorts and flip-flops. No offense to the white people of course :D
And the food! Oh the food. I love the food. I'd eat the food, marry the food and die with the food. Not really. I'm just over-exaggerating but the food is really good. Even the chicken that they sell beside the road are good. My dad kept stopping the car to buy chicken.
Then came the fish, snorkeling, swimming and sunburn. I got to feed the fish with bread, watermelons, pineapples and cake in the ocean! The big blue, clear watered OCEAN! They were nibbling my fingers and legs and everywhere! It didn't HURT, but it hurt. I even went underwater with the snorkel mask to see the fishies close up and they bit my mask.Tagged by Sheena & Chew
001. Real Name: Olivia Khoo Kit Chooi

002. Nickname(s): Ollie, Olls, Ollums
003. Age: 13yrs 10 mths
004. Horoscope: Cancer
005. Gender: Female
006. Elementary: SriCempaka & SriKL
007. Primary School:Sri KL
008. Secondary School: Sri KL
009. College: Not yet.
010. Hair Color: Dark Brown
011. Hair Length: Long. I hate salons.
012. Loud or Quiet: CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M LOUD!
013. Sweats or Jeans : Sweats.
014. Phone or Camera: Both. I can't choose.
015. Health Freak: Right now, I'm sick. So no.
016. Drink or Smoke: Drink.
017. Do you have a crush on someone: Oh poo. Yes.
018. Eat or Drink: Eat!
019. Piercings: Ears.
020. Tattoos: I may want one someday.
021. Social or Anti-Social: Depends.
022. Righty or lefty: Righty.
023. First piercing: Ears.
024. First relationship: Uh...I don't have to say right?
025. First Best Friend: Samantha Sim. We don't talk anymore.
026. First Award: Hadiah Sagu Hati in 1998 :D
027. First Kiss: *fetal position* Last year.
028. First Pet: Two terrapins. Timon & Pumbaa.
029. First Big Vacation: Paris, Honey :D
030. First Love at first sight: Pooey.
031. First Big Birthday: Std1 at Mc'Donalds :D
032. First Surgery : Nope.
033. First sport you joined: Sport? What sport?
034. Orange or Apple juice: Mix.
035. Rock or Rap: Rock.
036. Country or Screamo: Screamo ;D
037. NSYNC or Backstreet boys: NSYNC. Oh yes, those were the days. The really dark days where everyone was tone deaf.
038. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera: Brits.
039. Night or Day: Evening?
040. Sun or Moon: Sun.
041. TV or Internet: Internet.
042. Playstation or XboX: Playstation :D
043. Kiss or hug: A little bit of both wouldn't hurt right?
044. Iguana or turtle: Iguana yo.
045. Spider or bee: Spiders.
046. Fall or spring: Fall.
047. Limewire or iTunes: iTunes.
048. Soccer or baseball: Soccer.
049. Eating: Anything&Everything.
050. Drinking: Ribena.
051. Excitement level: High.
052. I'm about to: Finish this.
053. Listening to: Ceiling fan go WSHH!
054. Plan for today: Take a bath.
055. Waiting for: Anybody to go online.
056. Energy Level: Sometimes high. Sometimes low.
057. Thinking of someone: Most definitely ;D
058. Want kids : Let's not think about that yet shall we?
059. Want to get married: Maybe.
060. When: Someday.
061. How many kids do you want: Ask me again 10 years from now.
062. Any name on the mind: I shall name my first born Gaylord. Really. ==
065. Mellow future or wild: Hopefully wild enough.
066. Something you would never try: Smoking.
Which is the better in the boy/girl you like(in the future):
068. Lips or Eyes: Lips. For dem lovely kisses ;D
069. Romantic or Funny : Funny
070. Shorter or Taller: Taller.
071. Protective or Caring?: Protective.
072. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneously romantic.
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: Yummy arms.
074. Sensitive or Loud: Loud .
075. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.
Are you :
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: A bit of both.
077. Muscular or normal: What muscles? I'm pretty normal. I think.
078. Kissed a stranger: Nope.
079. Broken a bone: Still no.
080. Lost glasses or contacts: No again.
081. Ran away from home: Nonono.
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense: Not for self defense.
083. Killed somebody: Yup. Just the other day I killed like, 10 people.
084. Broken some one's heart: I hope not.
085. Had your heart broken: Yes.
086. Been arrested: Haha no.
087. Cried when someone died: Yes.
088. Liked a friend more than a friend: At least I think so.
089. Do you believe in Yourself: Depends.
090. Miracles: Sometimes. I prefer karma.
092. Heaven: It could happen.
093. When do you want to die: When I can't do things for myself anymore.
094. Tooth Fairy: Not really.
095. Kiss on the first date: Maybe :) Depends on the person.
096. Angels: Nope.
097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now?: Define WITH.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you're in life now: Pretty good.
099. Do you believe in God: Sometimes.
100. Posting this as 100 truths ? : No.
Tag 10 people: Read this and you're tagged.

Hot&Crispy

There was a blackout again this morning. Ended up lying on the floor cause it was so stuffy. Then the dog farted in my face. 14.

My blue toes!!Stupid dog. There was a squirrel in the garden (again.) so we asked him to chase it. He ran the complete opposite way the rodent was heading.

Met up with my mom's friend at Sunway. She was telling us about her OCD brother in New Zealand. When they were kids, he used to creep downstairs at night after everyone had gone to bed just to arrange the furniture. My mom has been friends with her since they were 7 so that means it's been 40 years now. That's really REALLY long. Sheena told me he wants to beat their record with me but in order to do that, they'd have to be dead first.Another one of those quizzy things on facebook.

I'll be off to Krabi tomorrow to soak up some salt in the sea. Won't be back till Tuesday. I'm berryberry excited about going swimming. Get to swim with the fishes. You know *eyebrows*.

Dem sexy fishes.

Snotty Stuff

I've got a cold. Not just a cold. A humongo big-box-of-tissues cold. I think I may have caught it from Sheena. Yes, you. SHEENA KAUR SIDHU. Went window shopping with my mom and I kept asking for tissues. I'd have brought my own but

a) it's retarded to fit a box of tissues in my bag
b) i don't HAVE a bag (not a proper one anyway.)

Speaking of bags, I saw this berryberry pretty bag at Salvatore Ferragamo in Pavilion. My. Eyes. Bled. When i saw the price. That just proves the saying that good things always come with a price.

At noon on the dot,
My mom had a thought,
Why not go to Jalan Thambusamy,
To eat some pan mee.

Mushrooms & babi
Is what the lady gave me,
Cincau & barley
Instead of stupid ordinary tea.

Went to Pavilion&Starhill,
I swear I will kill
Marc Jacobs&Jimmy Choo
for having prices I would screw.

TopShop&Gucci,
IceTea&Sushi,
Didn't spend or pay,
Was forced to walk away.

Go in happy,
Slump out sad,
Now I feel crappy,
Rich people are bad.

Did that explain what I did today?

Woe

I got my toes painted blue today :D
They're utterly smashing, darling!
That's all.

That's All

Just because I can.

In your face Olney.
Stop denying it.
:DLook at the toe.

Legs on fire!

I don't like bad grammar. I detest it. Sometimes when I read through some random blogs, their grammar irritates me. It's more annoying than the stuff that gets stuck between your teeth. All the words are jumbled up into this mess of a sentence and no one understands what the heck they're talking about.
I don't like a lot of things.

1. Besides your lips , where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
Mmm my shoulders :D

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
Oh poo, it's only 9am.

3. Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?
Sheena&Alia.

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?
Quite.

5. Will you ever donate blood?
If someone made me do it.

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was the opposite sex?
Yes indeed.

7. Do you want someone to be dead?
Why would I want to that?

8. What does your last text message say?
I felt like calling you Ollie. Call me what u like :P Goodnight Khoo. Don't go bankrupt on spending credit. And if you have nightmares of me eating you, well...:D

9. What are you thinking right now?
Of this question.

10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?
Honestly, no. I'm content with my solitude.

11. What was the time you went to bed last night ?
Past 11.

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now ?
F.O.S. from the men's department. Pyjamas yaw.

13. Is someone on your mind right now ?
I hope not.

14. Who was the last person who texted you ?
Olney.