I'm just a little bit caught in the middle

Let's say, hypothetically, you had a pet moose. And that moose meant the world to you but let's just say the moose lives on Mars. Everyone knows Mars probably doesn't have a single life-force living there so I'm just saying all this hypothetically. I'm going to stress on the hypotheticality of this story. Anyway, that pet moose lives on Mars so you only get to see that moose through a telescope all day and never hear it moo or yak or whatever sound mooses (or meese?) make. What would you do all day knowing that the moose would probably never find a way to come back to Earth? (or whatever planet you live on. It's up to you.) That moose will probably live out it's life span before technology evolves enough for it to teleport or something equally high-tech to come to Earth. Even if I could, I am so not going to Mars.Let's say that moose was the most irritating, frustrating, impossible-est moose you have ever met and that you can't stand it when the moose argues with you. But it was also the funniest, stupidest and bummy-est moose too.

Hypothetically of course.