Love Etc ; Pet Shop Boys

How was my day?

Remember those games we used to play that we actually believed was true?
Jaryn&I were doing them.

Looks like I'm marrying Brad Pitt.
And I spelled my name wrong.

Jaryn's getting her lovely lovely hothot husband.

Katherine Kiss Me; Franz Ferdinand

I notice through some tedious blog-hopping that some people are really long-winded. It's just this gigantical paragraph of words with no pictures, no anything. Pictures mean a thousand words. Of course from time to time they ARE quite a good read but you know the saying, something something somethingsomething. Oh nevermind them, some writers are a biiiit too brief too. After about 5 posts or so, it's just too ridiculously pointless to read anymore that you stop to think 'why-the-chuck am I reading this? I don't care if they ate broccoli for lunch.'

As for me, I'd classify myself as the one who constantly has to use spell-checker, spends hours on end chatting to people that I practically see everyday & rants endlessly about matters that 999999999% of the human population couldn't care less about because they're too busy living their own lives to give a monkey's-butt-crack about what a 14 year old girl thinks.

PS: I just remembered, I'm a hypocrite.I've got this mountain of half-read books in my room. These are just a few of the whole lot. I tend to read half, get bored, take another book, read half, get bored and so on. The ending is predictable anyway so why bother finishing it?

Give me your french fries

You know those times when your face turns orange and your eyes turn green? I don't. And I hope noone ever does.

You know what pisses me off? No you don't. That's why I'll tell you now. (To whoever is reading this.) Inconsiderate mango-heads that double-park. I may not be licensed to drive yet but it's still really annoying. Let's say you walk back to your car from a restaurant, where u had a fantastic WOW-worthy meal and you find an old, beaten up car obviously lacking the TLC it really needs parked in your way.

My dad was having an argument with this guard outside some bank cause he parked his car right smack in the middle of our way. I was sitting in the car with Nick watching them with their arms in the air. No sound. Just actions.

Adamgasms

Pop it Lock it Polka dot it
Countrify it Hip-hop it
Hawk in the sky Side to side
Jump to the left Stick it and glide
Zigzag touch Across the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
Hit the drum 180 Twist
Zigzag touch Lean it left
Clap 3 times Shake it out
Throw it all together

I've been doing the Hannah Montana Hoedown Throw-down with Sheena.
Sue me.

She came over today for some lovin' & laughin'. A little right-agled fun. *inside joke* Was planning to watch some videos of Adam Lambert on Youtube but ended up watching Little Britain, playing SuperCrazyGuitarManiacDeluxe2 & TheImpossibleQuiz, taking some random quizzes & trying out the hoedown.
This is what I got for the quizzes.

Did I mention how superdupergooberly good Sheena is at SuperCrazyGuitarManiacDeluxe2? She is a complete spaz (no offense) at TapTapRevenge and other games like that but she epicly rocks at this game. I was literally staring in awe at the keyboard. When I tried playing it, I'd start banging my hands on the keyboard cause my fingers kept growing a mind of its own and deliberately hit the wrong buttons. My brain-finger coordination is really bad.

Oh how I love those times when I get struck by an idea for a random fictional overly-exaggerated paragraph of pure nonsense. Here I go...

The little girl with doll-like features stepped onto the shattered glass on the floor and giggled her shrill little sound of delight. She was only about 5, maybe 6 years old. Anyone could easily tell she was made of albino raisins. (That means they're white raisins. Just FYI.) Some called her a fruitcake and some called her names far worse but all meant nothing to her as she didn't know what they meant yet. As I said, she stepped onto the glass and did a little jig of excitement. Broken glass always made her day. Everyday, she would take one out of the hundreds of glass glasses (what else could glasses be made of?) from a 10foot tall glass cabinet just to break it and lay her pretty little albino feet on it. "Doesn't it hurt?" That's what her parents always ask her but every time, it is replied with a silence so eerie that it sent chills to even a thousand yetis up in the Himalayas. In fact, the yetis even cower in the caves they call their homes from the silence emitted from that albino raisin girl. That silence was the type that dug down deep and made your heart stop beating, your blood stop pumping and even your liver to stop producing bile. It was so filled with the feeling of 'you-potong-my-stim' that it sent the Pope into a spiral of fear and disbelief in Voldemort. Although this already sounds bad enough, it doesn't end there. The people of Lesbos (that's an island in Greece) too shiver and shimmer in the light (just like Edward!) at the intensity of that said silence. The cries of pain from the cast of 'Heroes' are personified throughout the world thus leading to the cheerleader (as mentioned in the script.) to not be saved and finally leaving the world to face it's doom. All this, just because a little albino girl liked stepping on glass. Lesson learnt : Don't ever take little insignificant things lightly. You may just be bringing Armageddon or the Apocolypse upon the universe.

Wow, I must say in vain that that was a pretty finger-licking good story.

Too Fake; Hockey

Maybe I'll pop in another post for today since I've got nothing, really nothing to do at home. I've been sitting in this chair for about 8 hours straight now so I can practically feel the blood clotting up in my bum from the lack of movement down there. I need school. I need to walk from class to class, up and down the stairs and laugh. Cause that's the only form of exercise I do. Other than pressing the buttons on this keyboard of course.

For the past hour, this blue lighter I found outside in the patio is the only form of amusement I've had. I love it when I light it, burn the paper and watch it slowly burn out. Indeed, I've been doing this. Believe me it's much funner than u think.
Besides, it's not like I'm so stupid as to light my own hair on fire, run around screaming and as a result from the adrenaline, jump out of the window two-stories high. And as i jump out, flickers from my head of open flames licks the curtains of my brother's room causing it to slowly but surely light up into a growing ball of fire and therefore eventually leading to the epic destruction of my home. But before any of the fire brigade or police manage rush to our rescue, I would have burnt into this crusty black piece of useless carbon at the back alley of my house as I didn't survive the fall from the window. My brother, dog and maid would have been quick enough to grab as much important items as possible before running outside to call for help. They'd never know I had already jumped out the window and plunged to my death until the firemen went round the back to find the cause of the fire. The authorities would eventually find the cause of the flames that ate my home. The measly, blue lighter that I found in the patio.I keep reading and re-reading the stuff this person typed out in this site.
www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com
It's just a bunch of random shiate that this girl's boyfriend says but it's not JUST random shiate. In fact, it's really IDIOTICALLY FUNNY random shiate. Just click the link. Lame as fruits.

Today, I saw a dirty spoon in my silverware drawer. I put it back and grabbed a different one. MLIA.
www.mylifeisaverage.com

My talk with Jaryn.
but he's in aus with a gf now.... so....
haha
HAHA I THOUGHT YOU SAID ANUS

18 out of the 200+ photos we took yesterday.

JeJien's Transformer's Mask.

After this, that's when he licked my hair.

Adults call this Rubbish.
I call this Art.
He even signed his name.

Jaryn started sprinkling 'cocaine' on us. Some went into my eye, my nose & mouth.

Hamster faces :E

I never knew something could look, smell & taste so good all at the same time. I'm talking about the pizza. Not you.

We were wondering how it was like for a guy to, you know. So we decided to stuff the empty pretzel box down my shorts. It looked pretty real. I think.

No you girls never know

A moose told me a few days ago that a blog should be about writing what we think. It shouldn't be influenced by the people reading it. Talk about a smack in the face, that moose is right as much as I'd like to deny it. I should be able to pour my heart out into words or call it a 'public diary' or SOMETHING. Names, addresses, numbers all shouldn't be mentioned though, to keep the little bit of privacy left. Oops about that. Who knows what kind of creeps are out there. It's the freaking 21st century full of rapists&stalkers. If this said moose had told me this sooner, I wouldn't have been so naive as to following what everyone else was doing. Which is writing about what, when and how their daily events were. So let's blame the moose for now :] I'm too proud to give in to him yet.

I have Unholy Thoughts

The title of this post explains it all. I have Unholy Thoughts. I'm not going to elaborate any further cause they're MY thoughts. MY dreams.

Went over to Shu Lynn's house around noon. Before that, stopped by Sunway with Jaryn&Alia to buy Yogurberry. Those two are addicted to that stuff. Shu's little brother (JeJien) is this adorable tubby ball of fats :D He kept smacking our butts around the kitchen table. Jar says its cause that's the only part of us he can reach.

Alia. JeJien.
You're turning 6 in like, 2 days right?
No! I'm already 6!
Then?
I'm turning 7 on Friday!

Camwhored most of the time though. The pizzas we made were really really good. Espiecially the last one cause it literally oozed out mozzarella all over. Shu even had an ice cream machine so we made some chocolate-frozen-cow-juice.

I was having a pretty interesting conversation with Heng Wei & Nagulan on MSN earlier. Laughed my brains out watching them talk.

Me. HengWei. Nagulan.
u noe hoev quan always trys to fit into our group?
no
i didnt know that
not u
i telling nagulan ==
and
yung jus always sits next to him n chia seng always sits nxt to yung ju
eww
how man nerds do we sit near
we have got to change our sitting place
itz we sit near them
itz them sit near us
olivia
have u seen any1 stalkin u lately
since chia seng is frenz wif yung ju
hes too bz to stalk now
he librarian
he should be easy to spot
ugly
yea
itz not ugly
itz uuuuuuuuuugly
so olivia
r u gonna get to know him
of course she wont la
may be go out wif him
shut the hell up will u
I DONT EVEN KNOW HIM
WHO IS CHIA SENG?????
dates r for
to get 2 know each other =)