Friday, June 12, 2009

Adamgasms

Pop it Lock it Polka dot it
Countrify it Hip-hop it
Hawk in the sky Side to side
Jump to the left Stick it and glide
Zigzag touch Across the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
Hit the drum 180 Twist
Zigzag touch Lean it left
Clap 3 times Shake it out
Throw it all together

I've been doing the Hannah Montana Hoedown Throw-down with Sheena.
Sue me.


She came over today for some lovin' & laughin'. A little right-agled fun. *inside joke* Was planning to watch some videos of Adam Lambert on Youtube but ended up watching Little Britain, playing SuperCrazyGuitarManiacDeluxe2 & TheImpossibleQuiz, taking some random quizzes & trying out the hoedown.
This is what I got for the quizzes.
Did I mention how superdupergooberly good Sheena is at SuperCrazyGuitarManiacDeluxe2? She is a complete spaz (no offense) at TapTapRevenge and other games like that but she epicly rocks at this game. I was literally staring in awe at the keyboard. When I tried playing it, I'd start banging my hands on the keyboard cause my fingers kept growing a mind of its own and deliberately hit the wrong buttons. My brain-finger coordination is really bad.

Oh how I love those times when I get struck by an idea for a random fictional overly-exaggerated paragraph of pure nonsense. Here I go...

The little girl with doll-like features stepped onto the shattered glass on the floor and giggled her shrill little sound of delight. She was only about 5, maybe 6 years old. Anyone could easily tell she was made of albino raisins. (That means they're white raisins. Just FYI.) Some called her a fruitcake and some called her names far worse but all meant nothing to her as she didn't know what they meant yet. As I said, she stepped onto the glass and did a little jig of excitement. Broken glass always made her day. Everyday, she would take one out of the hundreds of glass glasses (what else could glasses be made of?) from a 10foot tall glass cabinet just to break it and lay her pretty little albino feet on it. "Doesn't it hurt?" That's what her parents always ask her but every time, it is replied with a silence so eerie that it sent chills to even a thousand yetis up in the Himalayas. In fact, the yetis even cower in the caves they call their homes from the silence emitted from that albino raisin girl. That silence was the type that dug down deep and made your heart stop beating, your blood stop pumping and even your liver to stop producing bile. It was so filled with the feeling of 'you-potong-my-stim' that it sent the Pope into a spiral of fear and disbelief in Voldemort. Although this already sounds bad enough, it doesn't end there. The people of Lesbos (that's an island in Greece) too shiver and shimmer in the light (just like Edward!) at the intensity of that said silence. The cries of pain from the cast of 'Heroes' are personified throughout the world thus leading to the cheerleader (as mentioned in the script.) to not be saved and finally leaving the world to face it's doom. All this, just because a little albino girl liked stepping on glass. Lesson learnt : Don't ever take little insignificant things lightly. You may just be bringing Armageddon or the Apocolypse upon the universe.

Wow, I must say in vain that that was a pretty finger-licking good story.

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