Oxford Ice Cream

Roses are red; daisies are white;
Valentine, you make every day a delight.
Violets are blue; daffodils are yellow;
Valentine, you make my heart jiggle like Jello!
By Joanna Fuchs
Is it wrong that I can't wait for that oh-so-special day?

From the moment we talked, I started to get
Feelings of hunger that couldn't be met,
Like feelings that come when I see yummy pies,
Well, I get those feelings when I look in your eyes. The thought of your lips makes my mouth start to water,
'Cause they remind me of barbecue more than they oughter.
Your skin, your hair, and the rest of you brings
Thoughts of chocolate chip cookies and other good things. When you're near you provide scrumptious food for my soul.
You nourish me, sweetheart; You make me whole.
Keep me satisfied, stay close or I'll pine.
I sure get hungry thinking of you, Valentine!
By Karl Fuchs

My uncle just came back from Shanghai today. I was fiddling with his new IPHONE and i am in love with that thing!! Now, I really want to save up my money to get one.

Hourglass

Five things:-

1. I have an itty-bitty fear of taking baths at night. Cause, I still believe that vampires and ghostly ghouls will come to get me if I'm alone in the bathroom. Have you ever seen a monster in a horror movie kill people in broad daylight? No.
2. Sometimes I like to mash up all my food together like a giant bowl of oatmeal. Then I eat it as slowly as I can to savor the moment.
3. I hate Crocs slippers. They smell like chemicals and it makes me nauseous.
4. When I was 5, I got into a fight with my brother over a show on the tele. I was so mad that I threw all his clothes out of his closet and onto the floor. My mom found out so she made me pick up every piece of clothing, fold them neatly and put it back. Even his underwear.
5. Once, I wanted to be a nurse when I grew up. I stopped because I found out that I would have to touch other people's blood.
   

Jogging and 7-eleven

Guess what Danielle, Alia and I did today? We JOGGED around my neighborhood! My stamina is bad bad bad. I could only make it 3/4 of the way before my sides began to ache.
Oh dear, how will I survive the cross-country? It's only 3 months away!
Anyways, this morning the girls had 'the talk' in the Auditorium. Mrs Chong talked about stuff that no one sane would every follow.

a) uniform - all skirts must be at least knee length and your shirts must sit on you hip.
b) hair - your hair must be neat and any loose strands of hair must be clipped up properly with either black of white hair clips.
c) boys - do not make such close contact with them.
d) behavior - walk properly and speak with the gentleness of a well brought up lady.
Sheena tried out for yellow house cheerleading and Cyrens after school :]
I'm so proud to have a buddy that is as well coordinated as she is.

My brother and i eating bananas and ice cream.

This is a banana.

PS: To the person that keeps spamming my comments, if you hate me so much then why are you wasting your time on my blog? I'm sorry if I did something bad to you or anyone else but if not then you should GET. A. LIFE. Happy Chinese New Year to you too.
PPS: Jaryn Lim Siew Li. i love you!! Thank you for telling that person off.

2 iced lemon teas

Bros before Hoes. But since I'm a girl, I will think of it as lady brothers before male hoes. I find this very inspiring.

Hormones hormones hormones. PMS week isn't over yet. That's why I only painted ONE toe pink today. My estrogen told me to (giggles like a school girl).
Oh dear, I had a very emo and crappo feeling in school today. When I got home, i felt brighter and shinier than ever!

Other than that, Sheena and I had a bunch of really heart to heart talks today. It was nice to share with my buddy :]

PS: I want a valentine

Torchlights and pizza

Spell your name without the letter A:
Olivi

How's your love life?
that's a trick question.

When you're at home alone, do you still close the bathroom door?
No. I'm wild and free!

Do you like your life right now?
Not right now. My dog died.

What was the last item you bought?
Buku nota from Shu Lynn.

What was the last thing you drank?
Water.

What plans do you have for tomorrow?
School!

What or who do you hate?
I hate mosquito bites. Itchyyyy!

Where was the last place you fell asleep?
My bed. Under the nice clean sheets.

Do you have a best friend that is a girl?
Yes. Infact, I have 5!

What is your favorite romance movie?
Moulin Rouge.

Do you forgive or forget?
Maybe. It depends.

What are you thinking about right now?
I miss my dog.

Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Jaryn Lim Siew Li :] ily too.

Do you think they mean it?
No. She's a big skinny liar.
And she loves me so much that she knows I'm just kidding.

What time did you go to bed last night?
11pm. I'm a good girl. I sleep early.

What are you currently doing?
Blogging.

What did you do today?
I went to school and made a new friend :]

What was the last thing you ate?
A slice of pizza.

What are you listening to?
My maid blabbering on the phone.

Who does it remind you of?
My...maid?

What was the last movie you watched?
Moulin Rouge.

What CD is in your stereo?
Stereos are extinct.

What did you do last night?
I was sleeping.

Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Loudloudloud.

Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
Beach please.

What are you doing later?
Dammit. I got homework.

Do you like/love someone?
I can't tell you. You might tell people.

Have you ever been tied up?
Literally.

Do you get distracted easily?
Ye-...OMG shiny!!

What would you change about your life right now?
I want my dog back!

Do you have a guy best friend?
Durr...

Who did you last hug and when?
Alia. Two hours ago.

Do you live alone?
No. Stupid.

Can you keep a secret?
Most of the time.

What was the best year of your life?
2007.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a letter "D"?
No.

What about C?
Still no.

Do you have trust issues?
Depends. There is a feeling.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
How Han. Eww.

Worst day of my life

Copper died. My dog DIED. I have been crying like shit for who knows how long. It's like having this hollow feeling in my chest while buckets of tears pour out of my eyes. It's like my best friend died. My best friend DID die. That dog was my best friend. The only male thing that didn't make me cry for stupid reasons.

My dad broke the news this morning. On Wednesday, he was having very serious seizures and apparently he died on that same day while I was at school. I didn't know cause my dad said Copper was at the vet when I asked him what happened. For 5 whole days I thought he was alright. My mom and I even wanted to go to the vet to pick him up today because we thought he should have been fine by now. My pillow is literally soaked in tears.

R.I.P
Copper
26th June 2006 -14th January 2009

Survey time

Last time you sucked on a cough drop?
- what's a cough drop?

What website is set as your homepage?
- google

Have you ever been water skiing?
- no. my coordination is already horrible on dry land.

If you could delete an animal from existence, which would you choose?
- mosquitoes. hate those little buggers.

Which of your parents is more strict?
- um...their not that strict. i'm just a good girl :p

What color are your toenails right now?
- the colour toenails should be. green.

What celebrity do you think is the most gorgeous?
- oh mah gawd. they're ALL gorgeous!

Do you think that Myspace is overrated?
- overrated?

Do you wear a toe ring?
- no.

What color is your toothbrush?
- green.

Do you wear contacts?
- nope.

Did you ever own a Spice Girls CD?
- no way!

Do you like liver and onions?
- eww?

What language would you like to learn?
- French.

Do you wear eye shadow daily?
- never in my life.

What kind of vehicle do you drive?
- a bicycle!

How much is your average cell phone bill?
- about...30 a month.

What is the one thing that you obsess over?
- boys :p

Do you think about what happens to you after you die?
- yes.

What color is your favorite bathing suit/bikini?
- as long as it's not see through.

Did you ever own a Pound Puppy stuffed animal?
- wtf is that?

Would you rather swim with sharks or alligators?
- sharks.

Are your boobs real?
- OFCOURSE! what kind of question is that?

What type of shampoo/conditioner do you use?
- ginvera white tea.

Do you have a green thumb?
- no. i don't paint my thumbs green.

Have/would you ever considered adoption?
- it's too soon to think about that.

Who is funnier Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler?
- Adam Sandler hands down!

What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
- ostrich meat. i regret it.

What kind of earrings are you wearing?
- slipper-shaped studs.

Do you think Michael Jackson likes boys?
- how should i know?

Are you going on vacation this summer?
- yes.

Have you ever danced on a stripper pole?
- no. but i'd like to try :]

Do you find happiness in the little things?
- yes :D

What do you want to be when you grow up?
- right now i want to be a pre-school teacher.

Are you scared of clowns?
- no.

If you could change your name to anything, what would it be?
- no way. i lovelovelove my name!

How long have you known your current best friend?
- forever!

Do you despise rap music or do you think it's amazing?
- not too fond of it.

You're going to die tomorrow, what's the first thing you do?
- tell my mom.

Do you honestly care about the starving children in Africa?
- i do but i'll just leave it to the professionals.

How often do you think about your future?
- a bit too often.

Do people tend to take everything you say differently than you intend them to?
- not really.

Can you write a poem that moves people?
- no. honestly. no.

What's your most embarrassing moment?
- i tripped on flat ground while going up the stage in Std 1.

Can you handle the truth or would you rather people lie to you?
- the truth may be ugly but its better than nothing.

What do you wear more: jeans, shorts, skirts, or sweat pants?
- skirts.

Why are you taking this survey other than the fact that you're bored?
- i want people to know what i think.

How many people do you trust with your life?
- four.

Do you get along with your parents?
- most definitely! we're one big happy family :]

Is it true that once a cheater, always a cheater?
- depends.

Would you be friends with yourself if you were someone else?
- maybe. but i'd have doubts.

Thank God It's Friday

I was camwhoring. Enjoy, laugh and insult.
And as u can see in most of the pictures, my eyes are cut off.

PS: it's my brother's room

Evil Adorable Dude

It's day two for my dog at the vet. He had seizures again. I don't usually cry but yesterday morning I did. I love my dogs too much. I don't want my dog to die yet.

My neighbor is shouting "Go inside! In!". I wonder who or what she is talking about.

Anyways, it's PMS week for me so the mood swings are starting to kick in. I feel so down and moody. The other day, Dan and I read this article about mood swings and it said that when we are feeling sad, we should eat chocolate. It had something to do with low sugar in our blood? So that means I should eat chocolate right now or I might die. I'm serious. It said so in the magazine (not really).

Last but not least, SPORTS SEASON. This year Candice Toh is blue house's captain. I think she'll be a good leader. My goal for this year is to win something. Anything! I haven't won any medals or stuff since Primary days. Besides, since last year's screw up (disqualification for all 3 jumps - rather not go into detail) I have more...experience? Hopefully.

Hippie

Homework sucks. As I am typing this, I'm also writing down my biography for Civic. I only have one sentence done.

My name is Olivia Khoo.

How old am I?
When is my birthday?
Where do I live?

Starbucks is like sex in a cup
- Unknown source -

Singing in the shower

Today I have decided to make 'singing in the shower' my new career. It soothes the soul. The only problem is that I can't remember any of the lyrics. It's almost like momentary amnesia.

Smiles like honey

Oh my salami! I'm melting like someone having a side effect from steroids. I saw a picture of a guy from school just now. His smile is so...so...GORGEOUS that there is only word that can describe it. Honey.

PS: It's not the picture above. That picture gives me a fuzzy feeling inside though.

There is a new kid in school. His name is Muzzani Alya (did I spell it right?). He is a really sweet person! My homies and I said 'hi' to him and he said 'hi' back in the nicest voice EVER! It's like warm butter on toast. We are the toast, rough and crunchy. He is the butter, soft and....yellow?

This has been a feel good week. I love school.

Elmo is your friend

School is starting tomorrow! I am nervous, happy, lazy, grouchy, excited and friggin' not ready. This is how it all started...

Boom!
Holidays
Boom!
Rest and relaxation
Boom!
Fats
Boom!
Christmas
Boom!
New Year
Boom!
School

The Boom!'s were unnecessary but they made that list more exciting didn't it? :D

(random thought : Let me teach you about chemistry laddie)

People keep asking me what books I'm going to bring tomorrow. I have thought about the solution to this problem and have come up with a RESULT!
10 exercise books. 3 text books. Maths, History and Science. I am not sure why I chose those 3 books instead of English or Geography or something equally uninteresting. I like to believe it is DESTINY. This (dramatic pause) is the work of Gawd messing with my brain cause I didn't pray enough.

(random thought : I love Saturday Night Live)

This is forever.

Boxing was invented by a gay man.
Think about it.
Two shirtless men in silk shorts?
Fighting over a belt and a purse?

3rd January 2008

It's very MAGICAL!
Yesterday, she was 13. Now she is 14!!
Jaryn Lim Siew Li. I love you! (in a non-lesbian way)
You booooootiful TEENAGER!!!! i love you! (again, not in a lesbian way)
Like sugar on vegetables. i love you! (i remind whoever is reading this that i am not a lesbian)
Holey-Moley Mother of Baloney I feel homophobic.

You are the icing on my cake and the movie I love to watch.
You are the cherry on top and the lady with the rock;
to throw at me if I make another mistake.

Love you with all my guts and glory!!

2009

It's 2009. New Year. New Resolutions.

I don't want to grow up yet, so i'll just tell the tale of my last week in 2008.

I was in Indonesia with my mom's homies and their kids. One of them was painfully annoying. He really brought pissing people off to the new level. Everywhere I went, he would follow me and in the car he would sit closer and closer til I had no more space for my arse to sit. It's like having a leech sticking onto you. I had no choice by using the only method of safety but instead of salt (what kind of idiot sprinkles salt on a boy?) I avoided him at all costs.


On the fourth day of the trip, my brother and I got really sick. We had to go to the hospital instead of a normal clinic because apparently clinics do not exist in Indonesia?
My brother got an injection on his buttock (how does the needle penetrate through his butt fats?) and a drip. I just needed some meds.

I have to take these twice a day, half an hour before I eat.

I take a teaspoon of this 3 times a day, half an hour before I eat too.

another NORMAL conversation with my buddie (don't ask what we were talking about)

me sheena

is jolisa a guy?
nooo
its a girl
shtoopid
cuz she said she went out wif michaela
is she lesbian?
NOOO
FRIEND ollie FRIEND
is michaela BI??
NOOO
oh.
OOOHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAH
HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAAHHAHA
must be the medication
...
DONT DO DRUGS !
we still friends no?
yes
okok
i continue
(few seconds later)
her eyelashes are FREAKIN long
3 feet is like
dam heavy
-..-
its an EXPRESSION
DAMN it wud hav been cool if it were true
but then it would stab anyone who tried to kiss her
or poke them
or tickle them
and that wouldnt be very romantic ...

School is starting in 3 days. I'll be in 2 Gamma. What's your class?

Ohnooooooo. I hate shopping but I love shopping. Would you like to know why? It's cause I'm always just a LITTLE bit too big SOMEWHERE. feet. underbust. arse. legs. and legs. I feel like the elephant woman. (random thought : stores for whales)
The only solution I have now is to pray like shit to Gawd that he will be irritated SO MUCH that he will have to give in and blast away the curse of the flab with his awesome, godly powers. Easy.