Thursday, December 11, 2008

Eight days of mass destruction



There are eight days in a year where everyone experiences these symptoms. It cannot be avoided or prevented in any way possible.



The fi
rst stage is CONSTIPATION. You will experience problems involving the bowel movements on the first day.



On the second day, you will LOSE FOCUS of what you are doing without any reason.



On the third day, you will start realize that you are SAYING THINGS that shouldn't be saying.


The fourth stage involves you THINKING THINGS you shouldn't be thinking.



By the fifth day, you will suffer from severe HYSTERIA.


The sixth stage will bring you to a DANGEROUS state. Please try to control yourself at this stage. If anyone gets hospitalized, just blame it on your hormones.


On the seventh day you will experience more CONSTIPATION.



Last but not least is ACCEPTANCE. On the eighth day, everything will be back to normal.


3 comments:

  1. omg. I LOVE THIS POST! cool & PRETTTTTY. Nice pictures ollie! :D

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  2. lol. I didn't know we go through that every year. Maybe I just don't realize it :S Awesome post Ollie :D How did you take the pictures? In a mirror?

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