Firstly

I absolutely refuse to type about my day...
a) i don't like reading about other people's days either.
b) i can't remember most of what i did and that is very frustrating.
c) creepy old guys might read this.

I don't want to become these type of people:-

Exhibit A - Weenies
"Did you hear? (insert name) just got a tattoo!"

"Oh-em-gee! I'm gonna post this on my blog!"

Exhibit B - Boobless Irritating Two-faced Cat-scratching Homophobics (B.I.T.C.H.)
"(jelik) They are so childish."

Exhibit C - Emotional Migrating Orang (E.M.O.)
"Why does my life suck..."

"Your life doesn't suck. MY life sucks. "