Gawd gave me 2 pounds of soap

I went to church yesterday. I am a gigantic sinner cause I haven't been going since beginning of November. Now I am feeling very HOLY and PEACEFUL.

The priest was preaching during mass. I wasn't paying much attention to what he was talking about but I heard him say "Lord, touch me!" so I started paying attention. He sounded like he was calling gawd a PERVERT. I'm sure he didn't mean it to sound like that. Sorry Father Danny! The lady infront of me wasn't very happy with me either. She gave this 'I'll-bitchslap-you-if-you-laugh-again' look. Some people really need to relax.

My momma took my shopping mood and destroyed it with a hammer, a chainsaw and two flamingos. I'd rather not go into details.

11 days till Christmas :]
Still haven't decided what to buy for everyone.

A poem about donuts

Krispy Kreme, soft and light
Hot light shining through the night
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy joyful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Sent this vision to my eyes?
On sweet wings do I aspire
Thy round goodness does inspire.

And what fryer, and what art
Do melt the sinews of my heart
Hot glazed donut in my grasp
In my hands with napkin clasp

When the stars threw down their spears
And lifted heaven with their cheers
Yes, He smiled, thy face to see
Yes, He who made the Lamb made thee.

Krispy Kreme, soft and light
Hot light shining through the night
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy joyful symmetry?