Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Binland
Wigs and costumes,
Candy to eat,
Door to door,
For trick or treat,
Laugh and giggle,
At everything you see,
Even cross dressers,
When they try to be,
We have thugs and gangsters,
Of uncommon wealth,
Showing off blingage,
This is bad for their health,
We have singers and dancers,
And a t.v. show host,
And the awesome head bangers,
Who everyone likes the most,
We have killers and thieves,
The dying and undead,
Even weird and goofy people,
Whose name is Fred,
We have Elvis and Palin,
Witches and scarecrows,
And grumpier old men,
With warts on their nose,
We have twisted Olympics,
Of every evil deed,
We can egg vehicles,
At an unbelievable speed,
We toilet paper houses,
Screaming on bye,
We wait till dark,
So there’s no light in the sky,
We watch what we do,
Not everything is bad,
We find ways to cheer up,
Even when we’re sad,
Man it stinks to get caught,
Cause its sooo much fun,
Gosh we got pulled over,
My Halloween is done.
thinking of going as Alice in Wonderland :D
Monday, April 27, 2009
B.M.W. - Bloody Mahal Wheels
Last night, I was out having dinner with my family. At the table next to us sat a handicapped guy with his own family. He could barely sit up straight and had to be spoon-fed by the lady next to him. I have no problem with him, but I don't think he even knew what was going on around him. He had that completely stoned look on his face and his legs were forever kicking some imaginary football.
On a lighter note...
I have finally talked to NICHOLAS TAN's new girlfriend. Yes, ladies & gentlemen. HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. I think I was a bit too straightforward to her...
Ollie says:
YOU ARE NICK'S GIRLFRIEND YES?
(his girlfriend.)
_ _ _ _ belongs to me!!! says:
yes.
Ollie says:
im guessing the _ _ _ _ is N I C K?
(this is nick.)
- iDesire - says:
nono. bart
Ollie says:
BART?
WHO THE FRUG IS BART
This is for tomorrow.
Yellow is having a party at Jes See's house today.
Blue is completely bankrupt.
Dang.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Evility
Sorry if this is too disgusting but I just couldn't resist.
It's too pretty to NOT take a vain picture with.I borrowed this book from Central Market.
When I say borrow, I really do mean that I BORROWED it.
There's this bookstore that's managed by these really sweet, old indian guys.
My mom goes there all the time just to borrow a few books to read.
Here's the synopsis:
Davinsky Labour Camp, Siberia, 1933, Sofia Morozova knows she has to escape. All that sustains her through the bitter cold and hard labour are the stories told by her friend Anna, beguiling tales of a charmed upbringing in Petrograd - and of Anna's fervent love for a passionate revolutionary, Vasily.
So when Anna falls gravely ill, Sofia makes a promise to escape the camp and find Vasily. But Russia, gripped by the iron fist of Communism, is no longer the country of her friend's childhood. Sofia's perilous search takes her from industrial factories to remote villages, where she discovers a web of secrecy and lies - and an overwhelming love that threatens her promies to Anna. But time is running out. And time, Sofia knows, is something neither she nor Anna has.
I like it.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Repeat that again.
Did you see Mr Alex fall down when he was kicking the football around the cones?
A fantastic sight.
Then came the speeches and prize giving under the BLARDY HAWT SUN YAW! Mr Chew even said, "It was wonderful weather today." Of course it was wonderful weather! Cause you and your VIP people were in your air-conditioned room the whole time!
Yellow house won by 100 points or so.
Sports ladies & gentlemen this year were:
Girls Class 3 - Jodie Fong
Boys Class 3 - Ryan Yee
Girls Class 2 - Ng Jes See
Boys Class 2 - Joshua Ooi
Girls Class 1 - Madeline Teo
Boys Class 1 - Faris Alsree
Not only did they get ONE giant humungo trophy, but they got ANOTHER big giganto glass sculpture. Honestly, I thought Jaryn would get Sportslady for Class 3.
I watched this movie called 'Romulus, My Father' on tv with my mom. It was a pretty depressing movie cause the little boy named Raimond Gaita (he was the main character) well, practically his whole family died. His mom & his stepdad commited suicide, and his younger half-sister was sent out for adoption. So he had to live with his dad, who eventually went crazy and had to be sent to the local mental institution. Poor thing. The movie is based on the memoir of Raimond Gaita. I love that it's a true story & not some kind of fictional crap by some unknown scriptwriter.
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Friday, April 24, 2009
Let's go Blue House!
Completely ponteng-ed classes today to help paint the banners for Blue house. There weren't any lessons anyway so I didn't miss a thing. I like painting but I really hated it when we had to clean up the mess we made on the floors with thinner after.
Before that, we were in the library rubbing our feet on the carpet, electrifying each other. How Han and I got zapped the most. We were behind all the shelves pulling faces at each other every time we got electricitified. Two words, DAYUM FUN!
I don't have many pictures. It would have made this post much more un-boring. Sheena is yet to give me my pendrive back. If you're reading this, I suggest you give it to me soon.
Remember the book I bought from Carrefour? I haven't read it yet but I flipped open a random page and this is what I read so far...
The U.S. Army accidentally ordered an 82 year supply of freeze-dried tuna salad mix for troops in Europe.
The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
The word ''gymnasium'' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means ''to exercise naked.''
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!
The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
There are more fatal car accidents in July than any other month. (Holy crap.)
There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.
There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.
What I do on a Friday afternoon.
p/s: I finally cleaned off the purple nail polish. It's been there for over a month. My toes look so clean now :D
Jaryn made a FUH-REAKING lame joke today.
Nigel is hot. It's like he moved from Antarctica to Africa. You know, cold and hot?