
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – My ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
My underwear is red like a bull. Red Bull, someday I shall try you and we will do wonderful things together.

It's like trying to talk a unicorn into dancing.
It's like trying to find a unicorn. It's like trying to prove unicorns even exist.
Liquor before beer, never sicker.
Beer before liquor, never fear.
I'm tired, it's been a long day so off to bed I go. Goodnight & sweet dreams jah :D
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