Keelime

I just twittered and I've got a bad feeling about it.Hey, wow. Someone outside my window is whistling really well.

For goodness' sake

What is up? Nothing.

I watched Transformers2 last night. Didn't know 2 and a half hours had passed until we got out of the cinema. What's the verdict?

Best. Movie. Ever. So Far.

Hello everyone, today is 'mesage Phanit day.'
To anyone who is reading this add
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and say hi.
Thank you.
Have a nice day :D

Swimsuit Affair

I like supermarkets. I could practically hear the Gods singing 'Hallelujah' from the heavens while standing next to the yogurt. Not really.

And I saw Pn. Ten in Carrefour as well.

Holy Shit Cakes.
I'm writing about what I did in a supermarket. I need an epiphany of some sort.

Sugar Honey Honey

Danielle came over today to bake cupcakes.

I like her. I like her alot. *eyebrows*

Then we were joined by Aliaputri for a bit.
"The wrappers look like teddy bears."
Words of wisdom from A.
Mine. Dan's. Mine. Dan's.
Halfway beating up the butter, we ran out of icing sugar so we had to walk out to buy some, with Nick as our chaperon. Had the strange idea of dancing in the aisles of the mini mart with the chips and canned mushrooms. Then we got hungry so we headed to Salmon Steak and laughed our backsides off at this guy that looked like James except that he had this huge uni brow and bulging bug-eyes.
"Hey look Ollie, it's chicken sperm."
"Dan! Why did you leave the chicken sperm in the sink?!?!"
More words of wisdom from Dan&I.

Oh yes, we HAD to take pictures with them.
Our blood and sweat.
Our first sucessful attempt at cupcake-ing.
Our babies.

You know you're best friends with someone when you take a shower with them.
Dan kept saying, "Stop looking at me!"
So I kept replying, "No, YOU stop looking at ME!"
Then *pushes me out of the way*
DanielleHoPeiYin, you are my best friend.
Holy Shit Cakes. When cupcake-ing time was over, we watched HannahMontanaTheMovie. I spent most of the time oogling & agligago-ing at Lucas Till.
But there was this scene where the back-up dancers start walking like 'hunchback-zombies' (as Dan puts it.) I kept playing and replaying those 2 seconds till I had my fill of buttcracky-lacky-ness.
After dinner we spent like an hour screaming and shouting "sweet baby Jesus!" at the screen as if someone was trying to rogol us just because we were playing this.And yet again, the universal language of all female kind, two syllables. Cam. Whore.

Optimus Prime here I come!

King of Pop

This morning, it was announced that the King of Pop died. Michael Jackson is DEAD.
A few days ago he probably thought "wow I'm the King of Pop" and BOOM he's dead.
I used to have NIGHTMARES of him cause his face was so creepy and now he's dead.
Some die-hard fans were maybe worshiping the wax figure look-alike that they made and are now crying cause he's dead.
He's dead.
Deader that dead.
He's really dead.

Gatal

I have this massive craving for something panas. Something spicy. Something that will make my tongue bleed from the heat. Oh dear PMS, what wonders it brings me.

Saw WeiLi holding a dress. A blue, polka-dotted dress. For his role as Snow White of course. You would never see a guy with mountains of Fuyoh! walking around with a dress unless he was gay or a transfy. I'm sure he's not.

today i wrote you
a poem
and in it i whispered
a solitary secret
meant for you alone
i wrote my heart
onto that page
and wrapped it with three words
and then
i pushed it across
to where you sat

it slipped through
my shaking fingers
and fell
between a crack
in the floorboards

i never told you what it said
i couldn’t find the courage

Where'd you go?

H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 Now I'm not allowed to lick anyone.

Some girl in my brother's class has pig flu. Ohno.
They're all going to die.

Everyone got free masks in school. I wonder who paid for them? Definitely not those so-called VIPs of course. They wouldn't bother to give a rat's backside about anything cause they're only for show you see.

Was walking around breathing into the mask that smelled like a pharmacy and pretending to be a surgeon/secret agent. The small faced people looked funny in them. Three quarters of their face were covered by the masks.I'll stuff cookies down your shorts. (Que evil laughter please.)

You know how guys go through puberty? Where they grow adam's apples and hair in their wotnots? Imagine if that didn't happen. What if their noses turned into lemons or their fingers enlongated. That sounds much more interesting than an increase in testosterone levels.
Let's wiki puberty and see what comes up.

Puberty refers to the process of physical changes by which a child's body becomes an adult body capable of reproduction. Puberty is initiated by hormone signals from the brain to the gonads. In response, the gonads produce a variety of hormones that stimulate the growth, function, or transformation of brains, bones, muscles, skin, breasts, and reproductive organs. Growth accelerates in the first half of puberty and stops at the completion of puberty. Before puberty, body differences between boys and girls are almost entirely restricted to the genitalia. During puberty, major differences of size, shape, composition, and function develop in many body structures and systems. The most obvious of these are referred to as secondary sex characteristics.

Wow.
I must say, even after sweating it out in Gym I still smell pretty good now. Sweet sweat.

Sold his car for gas money

This H1N1 flu thing is awful. With all the worry and pandemonium about it in the newspapers, it's as if the moment you are infected, you die. I don't want to die. At least not right now anyway.

Ok, so what if the disease is fatal. I don't mind. As long as someone doesn't go mental and starts sneezing on me, I'll be fine.

I need some toast to absorb this sickeningly horrid feeling.

Stop thinking

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