Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Where'd you go?

H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 H1N1 Now I'm not allowed to lick anyone.

Some girl in my brother's class has pig flu. Ohno.
They're all going to die.


Everyone got free masks in school. I wonder who paid for them? Definitely not those so-called VIPs of course. They wouldn't bother to give a rat's backside about anything cause they're only for show you see.

Was walking around breathing into the mask that smelled like a pharmacy and pretending to be a surgeon/secret agent. The small faced people looked funny in them. Three quarters of their face were covered by the masks.
I'll stuff cookies down your shorts. (Que evil laughter please.)
You know how guys go through puberty? Where they grow adam's apples and hair in their wotnots? Imagine if that didn't happen. What if their noses turned into lemons or their fingers enlongated. That sounds much more interesting than an increase in testosterone levels.
Let's wiki puberty and see what comes up.

Puberty refers to the process of physical changes by which a child's body becomes an adult body capable of reproduction. Puberty is initiated by hormone signals from the brain to the gonads. In response, the gonads produce a variety of hormones that stimulate the growth, function, or transformation of brains, bones, muscles, skin, breasts, and reproductive organs. Growth accelerates in the first half of puberty and stops at the completion of puberty. Before puberty, body differences between boys and girls are almost entirely restricted to the genitalia. During puberty, major differences of size, shape, composition, and function develop in many body structures and systems. The most obvious of these are referred to as secondary sex characteristics.

Wow.
I must say, even after sweating it out in Gym I still smell pretty good now. Sweet sweat.

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